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The Idiots of Gryffindor Tower (Moony Learns French) by Axterixa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Mar 2023
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Sirius had an annoying habit of speaking French under his breath, when moony said or did something stupid, or even nothing at all. Remus, being the shit he is, decides to enlist Regulus' help to learn the language; if only to hear Sirius curse him out in that lovely, gravelly voice.
“I need you to teach me French,” he said in a huff. Regulus only raised an eyebrow, coaxing Remus to continue, “Sirius keeps saying things and- Oh nevermind. Please?”
“Sure, but you gotta help me in return.” Of course, that was his plan all along.
“Naturally. What do you need help with?”
“Well, you know the saying, an eye for an eye?” Remus nodded. “You need my help with Sirius, and I need your help with James.”
“With James?” He asked, what would Regulus want with James?
“I like him, you daft prick. Just like you love my brother. I’ll help you get with Sirius, if you help me with James.”