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    Summary

    Vaguely, Katsuki is aware that he’s being ridiculous. It’s been two months. He broke up with Shouto. Mostly because he’s a bastard with weird, fucked up intimacy issues, but—

    That’s not the point.

    The point is that halfie’s on a date.

    If this were one of those shitty romcoms Deku likes binging with Round Face while they shamelessly take up his couch like they’re scared he’s going to End It All if he finds one of halfie’s old tank tops tucked away somewhere or some shit, maybe this would be the part where Katsuki slides the waiter a crisp ten thousand yen bill to switch clothes with him and draws on a horribly inadequate mustache in sharpie and tries really hard to insinuate Shouto’s date has a tiny dick.

    Or: Katsuki makes a mistake, sucks at fixing it, and somehow makes it through anyway.

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