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Revy laid on the couch. They sighed, "Fuckin' pricks!"
Shift giggled, "What the hell happened? All I saw was you talking to fans.."
Revy groaned. "Bitch threatened me," they responded.
Wilbur entered the room, smiling. "Life of a band, real."
Luna fell out of their chair, "REAL!!"
Shift held back laughter, "Jesus fucking christ!"
"JESUS IS FUCKING CHRIST!?" L'manbur gasped.
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"The hell happened to you?"
Wilbur looked behind them to see Shift.
Wilbur rubbed his eyes, "Broke my guitar."
Revy giggled, "Can I eat it?"
Wilbur blinked. "WHAT?" He laughed.
Luna narrowed their eyes, "Are you gonna be able to fix or get a new one? Show starts in about 20 minutes."
"I can try," Wilbur responded.
A few seconds of silence. It got interrupted by L'manbur opening the room.
Revy looked over, giggling.
"You'll have one!" L'manbur smiled at Wilbur, handing him another guitar.
Shift rolled their eyes, "Gay gay, homosexual gay.."
L'manbur laughed, "Well," he smiled, "Don't act like you aren't gay for that one person."
Shift gasped, "Do NOT bring Mavi into this!"
Luna bursted into laughter.
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L'manbur sat on the couch. Wilbur followed him, sitting next to him. The two were alone backstage, as the others had gone to get food.
Wilbur curled into L'manburs side. He chuckled, "Long day?"
Wilbur nodded, closing his eyes.
L'manbur wrapped his arms around Wilbur, a sappy smile on his face.
Wilbur smiled, burying his face in L'manburs chest. L'manbur whispered, "Wow, sappy."
Wilbur gasped, "You're the one being sappy!"
L'manbur laughed, "I suppose.."
The two sat in silence for awhile, waiting for the others to come back.
The door busted open, Revy jumping in excitedly.
"WE GOT MCDONALDS!" Revy exclaimed, jumping all over the room.
Shift sighed, placing some bags on the table.
Luna fell onto the floor.
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"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VIOLIN!?" Revy panicked.
Wilbur shrugged, strumming his guitar a few times. L'manbur just stood next to him.
Shift yelled, "BITCH I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T FIND MY BASS GUITAR!"
Luna giggled.
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L'manbur was sitting on the couch, holding Wilbur in his arms.
"Stop having sex.." Revy grumbled.
Wilbur sighed, "We are cuddling, not having sex."
Luna looked up from their phone, "I'm being canceled."
Shift blinked, "No."
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L'manbur grabbed Wilbur's hips. He grinded him down, biting his neck.
Wilbur muffled a moan by biting his tongue.
"Uh… did I interrupt something?" Shift asked.
Wilbur blushed, "Oh god!"
L'manbur sighed, "Go, child."
"Wait- Were you two about to have sex in the backroom again!?" Shift gasped.
Wilbur nodded quickly.
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"and that is my life story." Revy grinned.
Luna blinked, "I asked you to read a story for me."
Revys eye twitched, "Shut up."
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"That's hot." Wilbur grinned at L'manbur.
Revy shouted, "YOU FIND EVERYTHING LMANBUR DOES HOT!"
Wilbur gasped, "NO!"