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2015-08-19
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Mirrors, Furs, Lamps, and Dragons

Summary:

Pre-movie, during movie, and after movie drabbles.
This is insanity meant to help me when I have writer's block on my other stories.

Chapter 1: Vengeance is Awesome

Chapter Text

After Chad called Evie a gold digger (again) Jay, Mal, and Carlos got vengeance. 

Chad had a no good, very bad series of days.

Carlos managed to form an army with the dogs of Auradon with Dude as the leader.  Carlos designed and created the dog army uniforms, Dude led the charge against their foe.

Chad's hair products and all (590) of his back-up products had dog saliva or pee in them.

The dogs really disliked Chad.

The dogs of Auradon were still following Carlos and their leader Dude along with the rest of the Isle kids. Only Ben, Doug, Audrey, Jane, and Lonnie were worthy enough to receive puppy affection outside the four.

The Army of dogs all adored Evie. Chad, and Snow White for some reason, were never allowed within a hundred and one feet, err? paws?, near their elected queen.

The pictures Carlos posted showed the carnage Dude's and his army unleashed (HA!) on the idiot prince.

Mal's revenge was cursing him to tell the truth. Every lie he ever told was out now.

Teachers and girls were out for blood. Apparently Evie was not the only one he conned into doing his work.

(Audrey was on the fence with D and C's army for a while-until she unleashed her flock of dove's onto Chad's wardrobe. After that puppies trailed after her as well.)

Jay and vengeance was… weird. He actually didn't even in-act his plan.

Apparently his revenge plan involved sand, ketchup, a mongoose, and 3 gallons or jello. 

(Thank you for that getting cancelled!)

His revenge came in the form of being a lost (stolen) prince. Jay was the stolen son of Doctor Milo James Thatch and Queen Kide of Atlantis.

Screw you Chad, Jay was a prince and his royal blood was far more pure than his.

Pictures of Jay wearing a crown gained far more popularity than Chad.

Especially when Jay named Evie as his royal fashionista (sharing the title with Carlos) and everyone wanted her designs.

Prince Jay had helped make Evie nearly as rich as Chad's family.

Who's the gold digger now Chad?

(Milo totally wanted Evie for a daughter-in-law or Carlos as a son-in-law (he wasn't picky if one of them made Jay happy he'd be happy too) to talk science with, Kida was happy her son had good friends.)