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“Hello and welcome back to the LXXVITH Future’s Promise Prom! I’m your host, Minerva Martinez, Magical Girl Fashion Forward, here to bring you all the most lovely fashions from your favorite magical girls! Let’s get back to the welcome carpet and see who’s arriving now.
“Oh, right there, with her teammates, the lovely Techno Blitz! Let’s see if we can get a comment.
“Whew, okay, we’re here with Techno Blitz. How are you doing tonight?”
“Great, Minerva, thank you for asking. I’m looking forward to some dancing.”
“Fantastic! Now please, tell us, who are you wearing?”
“Oh, this is a nice dress, isn’t it? I think it’s, um, Lawrence?”
“Amazing! Would you mind doing a little spin for us? Jeff, get this on camera. Look at how that sparkles! Thank you so much for your time, Techno. Have a great night!”
“Hey, hey! Minerva! Y’aren’t gonna ask me about my dress?”
“Oh, uh, *crap what’s her name* Pop Blitz! Please, please tell us about your dress!”
“It’s a totally custom! Polyfiber combinate designed to block both stains and swords just as effectively!”
“That’s…oddly specific. It does look pretty though.”
“Thanks!”
“Where can our viewers hope to get a dress just like it?”
“They can’t! It’s one of a kind. My dad made it for me special just for this.”
“Wow, that’s, uh, that’s amazing! Thanks for your time, Pop.”
“Thank you, Minerva. Now come on, let’s go team!”
“And there goes Team Blitz! Looks like we have a few moments to wait for our next major arrival, but don’t worry, you still haven’t missed the most highly anticipated couple, Heartful Punch and Alchemical Water! What is HP going to be wearing? Stay tuned to find out! I’m Minverva Martinez, Magical Girl Fashion Forward, and we’ll be back at the LXXVITH Future’s Promise Prom after these messages from our sponsors.”