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    Summary

    you aren't sure of much when it comes to the parable, but you do know a few things:
    1. the narrator is an arrogant and annoying piece of shit
    2. you're sexually frustrated
    3. you've never been too smart with your decisions

    in which you are annoyed, horny, and SOMEONE won't shut the fuck up about his stupid story.

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    English
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