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“Come on, where’s all that Harrington charm?”
“It died with my heterosexuality and the realization that men, although hot, are kind of scary.” He deadpans dishearteningly, staring downward into a large bowl of egg whites.
“Okay, Now you’re just being sad. It’s not fun anymore.”
“It was never happy, Robin. I’m twenty six years old and the last time someone even touched me was—“
“Ew!”
Steve turns and points at her threateningly with the sugar scoop.“You started it. It’s not like I have time for that type of thing anyway.”
Robin rolls her eyes, leaning into the counter beside him.
“Last time I checked, dick doesn’t take up too much time.”
Steve groans, shoving the scoop into the bucket of sugar, methodically measuring out before dumping it into the bowl. And okay, she had every reason to assume he was only after his most..prized assets. But that wasn’t it— wasn’t it mostly.
“Now who’s being disgusting? You know what I mean” He murmurs, clicking the mixer into full speed with his arms crossed.
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A Baker Steve X Artist Eddie AU with fuck tons of flirting, fluff, smut, romance, only the healthiest amount of exploding ovaries.