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When Stewy picked up the phone, shoved it between shoulder and ear, and took the sorely-needed, sweet-yolk-dripping, heavily hot-sauced bagel sandwich out of his mouth so he could mumble, “Ken, the fuck is up?” he did not expect Kendall’s first words to be, “Hey hey, sugartits, you wanna be my plus one at Shiv’s wedding?”