Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Hung Like a Horse by EarlGreyMage

   Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Simon Snow
   • Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Penelope Bunce
   • Trixie (Simon Snow)
   • Agatha Wellbelove
   • Dev (Simon Snow)
   • Niall (Simon Snow)
   • Gareth (Simon Snow)
   • Canon Divergence
   • sex spells
   • Roommates
   • Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Anal Fingering
   • Hand Jobs
   • Grinding
   • Kissing
   • Boys In Love
   • Size Kink
   • Belly Bulge
   • Getting Together
   • Filthy
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • Borderline crack
   • Top Simon Snow
   • Bottom Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Thirsty Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   I’ve also been trying not to think about Baz’s cock.

   I wouldn’t be shocked to find out that he made out lucky in that department too. He’s bloody perfect at everything else, and fit too. So it makes sense.

   What doesn’t make sense is Penny sitting in front of me at breakfast and immediately telling me, “I need you to find out how big Baz’s dick is.”

   “Wha-?!” I start to exclaim before falling into a coughing fit as a piece of bacon that I was chewing on slides down my throat wrong.

   Penny rolls her eyes at me while I try to catch my breath. “Oh calm down. I made a bet with Trixie.”

   Taking a final deep breath, I level Penny a serious glare. “You made a bet?”

   She nods her head, as though it’s perfectly normal for her to be making bets with her roommate (who she hates) about my roommate's cock.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,216

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   25

   Kudos:

   522

   Bookmarks:

   71

   Hits:

   7,477