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Miku has created a server
Miku has added 20 members
Miku: Please be well behaved I swear
Luka: Bitch when am I not well behaved
KAITO: You can’t cuss around the kids!
Luka: I do what I want smh
Len: MIKU GIVE ME ADMIN >:(
Miku: Ew no you’d just abuse it
Len: Rude
Rin: Len shut up Miku likes me better
Miku: I do
Miku has given Rin admin privileges
Rin: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Len: WHERE’S MINE MOTHERFUCKER
KAITO: DON’T CUSS
Len: Sorry dad
Miku has given KAITO admin privileges
Miku: In the father we trust
Luka: Amen
KAITO: I swear to god
Rin: Shhh you are god
MEIKO: THE KIDS ARE COMING EVERYONE STAY CALM
Kanade: Oh
Rin: Awfully disappointed…
Mafuyu: This is new
Ena: Yeah no shit Sherlock
Airi: Why am I cracking up at that
Minori: No way lots of people :0 hey!!
Emu: HELLOOOOOOO EVERYONEEEEEE!!!!
Mafuyu: Hi Emu! :)
Emu: Mafuyu! Hihihiii!
Mafuyu: <3
An: I just shed a tear
Kanade: MAFUYU DID YOU FEEL SOMETHING
Mafuyu: I felt like I’m in a relationship @Ena
Ena: Shut your bitchass up I swear to god
Toya: why are we allowing cussing
Tsukasa: GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!!
Saki: Tsukasa it’s 1AM and can you stop smashing on your keyboard it’s keeping me up
Tsukasa: oh sorry saki
Akito: Dude no you gotta fight your sister
An: GO BACK TO BED AKITO GET OUT OF HERE
Ena: Yeah listen to An she’s cool
Len: NOO AKITO STAY :(
Akito: At least Len likes me smh
Rui: I like you
Akito: Stfu
Toya: dang
Mizuki: knowing rui he probably meant that as he wants to throw you against a wall in a friendly way
Haruka: THAT IS NOT GOOD
An: HARUKA!!!
Haruka: AAAAN!
Akito: Don’t you have each other’s numbers smh
Toya: you have my number but insist on calling me
Akito: Toya babygirl please stay out of this
Nene: BABYGIRL?!!!??
Mizuki: NAAAAAAAAH HE DID NOOOOT
Rui: SHIT IS GETTING REAL
KAITO: DAAAAAANG TOYA JUST GOT BABYGIRL’D
Toya: he calls me that all the time what’s the big deal
Kohane: AN DOESN’T EVEN CALL ME BABYGIRL!
An: I can change that
Kohane: please no stick with lil hamster
An: yes ma’am
Akito: LIL HAMSTER?!
Mizuki: AHAHAHAHAAHHA
Shiho: NO WAY
Tsukasa: THESE NICKNAMES ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND
Ichika: I can make it worse
Miku: Girlie tell me
Ichika: Saki calls Shiho her little tsundere
Rin: HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT’S AMAZING W SAKI W SAKI
Shiho: ICHIKA YOU DID NOT
Ichika: Love you!
Shiho: I WILL NOT BE LOOKING AFTER OUR SON ANYMORE
Ichika: YOU CAN’T!
Honami: DON’T WORRY ICHIKA I’LL LOOK AFTER HIM!
Ichika: Thank you, Honami :’) at least someone cares for Edward von Cactus the fourth
Saki: What happened to Count Cactus?
Honami: My dog ate him…
Akito: Burn it with fire
Airi: THE DOG OR THE CACTUS??
Emu: NOOO DON’T BURN DOGS :(((
Mafuyu: Akito Shinonome.
Akito: what
Mafuyu: You made Emu cry
Akito: yeah i’ve made lots of people cry
Mafuyu: I know where you live
Akito: my genuine reaction to that information
Rui: NO WAAAAY
MEIKO: HE SAID THE THING!!
Minori: HE SAID IT!
Nene: NAAAAAAAAAAH
KAITO: HE SAID THE THING GUYS HE SAID THE THING
Mizuki: I THOUGHT YOU DELETED REDDIT
Akito: I tried
Ena: tf you mean you tried
Haruka: how does someone fail to delete reddit
Nene: The God of Reddit possess you and compels you to keep such a toxic place inside your phone
Airi: We all downloaded nightcord
Mafuyu: good point
Len: @Miku @Miku @Miku @Miku
Miku: what do you want
Miku: little victorian boy
Len: GIVE ME ADMIN
Miku: no.
Rui: hey don’t say no to Len like that
Mizuki: yeah don’t be mean to Len :(
Len: thanks guys
Airi: THROW HIM AGAINST A WALL
Miku: Yes ma’am
Len: WAIT NO
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Haruka: I just witnessed a murder
Kanade: we all did holy shit
Honami: IS HE ALRIGHT??
Rin: hopefully no
Miku: anyway I trust KAITO to give y’all nicknames
KAITO: excuse me
Luka: you heard the queen
Luka: give the children nicknames
KAITO: ask MEIKO i wanna nap :(
Rin: YOU ARE NOT MIDDLE AGED GIVE THEM NICKNAMES
KAITO: I hate all of you
Ichika: can’t we do it ourselves?
Miku: no that’s boring
Len: HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME MOD :)
Miku: fuck off
Akito: come on Miku give the child mod
Len: yeah listen to Akito
Miku: i will mute you fucking ginger
Ena: girl do it
Miku: girl bet
Akito: you won’t
Miku: try me
Akito: sorry ma’am
Len: yeah well where’s my admin huh
Mizuki: i was gonna say where our sekai’s KAITO was but he showed up so
KAITO: don’t make me go back there please
Len: miku please you’re always so mean to me
Miku: I am now stfu
Minori: Hey! Give Len mod!
Emu: He asked nicely!
Luka: he can ask nicer smh
Shiho: damn y’all harsh
Len: MIKU GIVE ME MOD NOW >:( PLEASE
Mizuki: #modforthevictorianboy
Len: idk what victorian is BUT YEAH
Shizuku: what’d i miss
Airi: SHIZUKIII :) HEY
Shiho: Shizuki?
Airi: tis my nickname for my beautiful girlfriend
Rui: tis?
Airi: tis.
Rui: tis.
Airi: tis.
Tsukasa: dear god they’re communicating
Shizuku: good day everyone! 😸 I’m Shizuku Hinomori!
Shiho: stop with the cat emojis
Shizuku: But they’re cute!
Len: you know what’s cuter? Giving Len mod
Nene: shut up
Len: rude
Mizuki: I wanna go back to the Toya babygirl discussion @Akito please explain
Akito: no
Mizuki: why
Akito: cuz I don’t wanna
Mizuki: explain to me how you came about calling Toya babygirl
Akito: idk man it just happened
Toya: actually Akito was googling cute nicknames for your significant other
Akito: stay out of this
Mizuki: no way I googled cute nicknames for your skinny ass boyfriend
Rui: and that’s how my nickname of Skindiana Bones came along
Airi: SKINDIANA BONES?!
Mizuki: I FOUND IT IN A TIKTOK ISN’T IT GENIUS?!
Haruka: THAT’S HILARIOUS
Mizuki: THERE WERE SO MANY I FORGOT WHO MADE IT BUT IF I FIND IT I’LL LET Y’ALL KNOW
Ena: WAIT WAS ONE OF THEM BAMBOO BOY?
Mizuki: YES!
Ena: I’M GONNA START CALLING AKITO THAT
Akito: I’M NOT SKINNY
Saki: wait how skinny is Rui @Mizuki
Mizuki: he’s a walking skeleton
An: Err, 🤓☝️ technically we’re all walking skeletons
Mizuki: yeah but when you punch Rui you get the minecraft skeleton sound
Nene: can confirm
Rui: I can also confirm
Akito: HOW TF CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT
Shiho: it’s called punching yourself idiot
Toya: why would someone punch themselves
Mafuyu: several reasons, actually
Emu: mafuyu no!
Mafuyu: I apologize
Mizuki: but no we aren’t dropping the Toya Babygirl discussion
Toya: why are you so invested in this
Shizuku: What does babygirl mean?
Ichika: Oh, Shizuku…
Ena: HEY SHIZUKU EVER HEARD OF LIGMA?
Kanade: NO
Len: HOLY SHIT!
Rui: ENA NO DON’T DO SHIZUKU LIKE THAT
Shizuku: Yes, ligma balls haha funny
Ena: WHAT THE FUCK??
Shizuku: Airi has told me that one several times
Minori: AIRI?!!?
Airi: When I see an opportunity I take it
Shiho: no that’s downright bullying
Airi: but it’s Shizuku
Shizuku: Are you saying I’m bullyable?
Tsukasa: Shizuku honey that’s not a word
Luka: if you wanna bully someone bully KAITO
KAITO: god no
Miku: interact with the kids or I’m sending you to the empty sekai
KAITO: no i hate being mean stop
Miku: then be social
KAITO: MEIKO HASN’T EVEN SAID A WORD
Miku: I LIKE MEIKO
KAITO: FAVORITISM!
Rin: we love you dad
Akito: yo can I call KAITO daddy
Mizuki: FIRST IT WAS BABYGIRL AND NOW IT’S DADDY?! CHILL OUT
Kohane: Akito calm yourself
An: deep breaths KAITO is hot but I think he’s straight
Akito: i can easily change that
Akito: i’ll react to that information
Nene: the moment is gone
Haruka: THOSE MEMES ARE DEAD
Akito: THAT MEME WILL NEVER DIE
Rui: it died like my emo haircut in middle school
Akito: now i’m intrigued
Rui: no
Akito: please
Rui: no
Akito: damn ok
Haruka: bro stood his ground
Honami: Does anyone here play Animal Crossing?
Emu: I DOOOO! Mafuyu and I have an island together :)
Mafuyu: Emu decorated the whole thing it’s very beautiful
Mizuki: Rui modded our island so now all our villagers carry chainsaws
Rui: I’m so proud of what I’ve become
Saki: Our island is the best >:)
Shiho: I BUILT PHOENIX WONDERLAND
Ichika: and I have a cactus
Honami: my villagers are incredibly fucking happy beat that
Nene: I have a completed museum
Ichika: I admit defeat
Mafuyu: bow before Nene and her completed museum
Toya: I bought the DLC
Kanade: eeeewwww a pay to win
Ena: there is nothing wrong with spending money on games
Akito: you’re in denial because you didn’t get raiden shogun
Ena: shh
Saki: ok what other games do we all play
Nene: Golden Eye 007?
Airi: how tf can you play golden eye
Nene: 1) Nintendo Switch online 2) Rui Kamishiro
Mizuki: Yeah Rui got so many old games on my Pc
Rui: those were viruses
Mizuki: well shit
Shiho: Nintendogs?
Shizuku: I love Nintendogs!! 😻
Toya: i think my dogs are starving rn
Akito: let them starve
Honami: I hope you starve
Minori: in your sleep
Haruka: Minori adding in you sleep to a threat doesn’t make it better
Airi: yeah it’s better to say while you’re taking a shit
Rui: no you gotta say while you’re trying to beat an old lady to death for the last copy of a new video game
Ena: what no you gotta say while you’re getting your hair done
Mizuki: what hair
Ena: stfu
Tsukasa: you gotta say while you’re doing a show
Haruka: WHY ARE WE TEACHING MINORI HOW TO GIVE BETTER DEATH THREATS
Airi: you started it
Haruka: I guess I did
Minori: I am taking notes
Len: I’m also taking notes
An: excuse me why are you taking notes
Len: MIKU GIVE ME ADMIN OR I HOPE YOU STARVE IN YOUR SLEEP, WHILE SHITTING YOURSELF, WHILE FIGHTING AN OLD LADY FOR THE LAST COPY OF A VIDEO GAME, WHILE GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE, AND WHILE DOING A SHOW!
Miku: lol nice try
Len: damn