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Lord Stronghart is looking out his huge office window and suddenly, Vegeta crashed into the huge clock over his office.
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What on Earth?
Lord Stronghart poked Vegeta with his foot, who promptly grabbed in and thre Lord Stronghart aw
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grabbed Lord Stronghart by the colar. It brought their faces closer.
"Don't make me do this" Vegeta said.
"You wouldn't dare" smirked Stronghart.
Vegeta was overwhelmed with
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passion, and was trying really hard not to smack him in the face. Vegeta had seen too much anime fans and too much fanart today. Especially of him. He had enough. He got so confused because all of his anger and he kissed thronghart o
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n the mouth.
Stronghart was intrigued by this new development. This was such an interesting experience! Her began kissing Vegeta back.
"Vegeta," he said. "Why don't you join the Ministry of Justice? Together, we can clean up the streets of London forever."
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"Of course, Stronghart. Anything for you," Vegeta said lovingly.
Vegeta helped Stronghart run the daily affairs of the Ministry of Justice. Although he was looked upon as strange and foreign by the rest of London, Stronghart's cool gaze saved him from trouble.
But as the years passed, Vegeta felt that he was missing out on the fun of the Dragonball Expanded Universe(TM). Ace Attorney -- what was that, anyway? Some stupid game about lawyers? He tried to shake off the feeling, but it kept returning.
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He wasn't happy with Stronghart anymore. Their relationship was great but Vegeta couldn't be with someone who wouldn't let him return to the Dragonball Expanded Universe™. He decided he would approach Stronghart about it.
"Babe. I can't do this."
"What do you mean Vegeta?" Replied Strongart.
"I'm too powerful for this puny city I want to be fighting Goku and other cool people who are clearly also on my level. Instead I'm stuck here surrounded by all these lame fucking lawyers who point at each other for a living."
Stronghart stared into his eyes for a moment before
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he sighs. "Are you breaking up with me?" the green man asked, ready for what's about to come.
"I want to be free, Mael. I want to fight and train forever. Just please, let me return to the Dragonball Expanded Universe™!"
Stronghart did not answer, Instead he examined his staff and stared at the unicorn. "If it's a fight you're asking for..." he started. "I will give you one!"
Vegeta's e
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Vegeta started attacking Stronghart. He had attempted a peaceful breakup, but the other man obviously had no interest in that, and he didn't have any more patience for this. He just wanted to return to the
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courthouse and prepare for the next case.
Then out of nowhere, Goku came crashing in. Vegeta, Goku, and Stronghart fought inside the Chief Justice Office for hours until the place came crashing down to the ground.
Vegeta and Goku felt bad for this man and left the place to fight somewhere else.
After that, Ryunosuke and Susato came to visit the Chief Justice's Office to discuss the new case. They only saw a broken man, with a broken place.