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ballz
isagi: ?
what’s this?
bachira: a groupchat for us soccer players! made by yours truly :p
nagi: cool
chigiri: this is a recipe for disaster
what made you think this was a good idea?
bachira: who said i thought it was good?
chigiri: oh no
reo: This is chaos personified
rin: Why am I here?
bachira: cause ur on the soccer team, duh :p
rin: Remove me this instant.
shidou: lighten up underlashes
youre no fun
rin: I don’t remember asking for your opinion, roach.
shidou: 🖕🏾
chigiri: ‘Remove me this instant.’ who actually talks like that bro 💀
nagi: fr lmaoo
rin: I do, fuck off.
hiori: i can already tell this ain't gonna go well
barou: you've gotta be kidding me.
I thought I blocked you all.
bachira: i never stay blocked ;)
barou: whatever.
kunigami: So you invited everyone everyone?
bachira: yup! no man left behind
raichi: so that annoying ass monk is here too? fuck
bachira: oh riiight
that's who i forgot
oops :p
raichi: let him stay forgotten
karasu: now that we're all here, i gotta ask
@nagi how long have you and reo been going out?
nagi: ?
wait what
reo: Huh.
otoya: uh oh
karasu: you heard me
yall r so damn mushy it makes me sick
reo: We…aren't dating? What gave you that impression?
bachira: that's a lie :p
chigiri: 100%
barou: even I know that's a lie
nagi: whaa
you guys dont kiss ur homies goodnight?
isagi: …no
otoya: no why tf would i do that
bachira: isagi why r u lying?
nagi: damn that sucks
hiori: i assumed reo was his personal assistant or sumthin, then the other day i saw em makin out at the staircase
bachira: HUHH?
isagi: you- what?
chigiri: dude are you serious?
kunigami: in school???
hiori: yup
rin: Disgusting.
barou: i could've gone my whole life not knowing that
shidou: dang purple bun ian know you was a freak like that 🥵🥵
karasu: why are yall bein quiet @nagi @reo
reo: Hiori.
How did you see that.
chigiri: WAIT IT'S TRUUE?
isagi: holy crap
nagi: reo i thought you said no one would be there
otoya: no fkin wayyy 💀💀
barou: what the hell.
hiori: woah
yall i was just bluffin
i had no idea this happened
reo: YOU WERE?
chigiri: not yall exposing yourselves 😭
nagi: oopth
kunigami: no, I think this warrants more than an "oopth"
hiroi: i assumed you would jus deflect the statement
i didn't expect ya ta confirm it
nagi: i mean
it's out now
isagi: this is not the direction I expected this gc to go in
chigiri: oh this'll be fun
nagi: ' @nagi how long have you and reo…' and to answer this
four months…me thinks
isagi: you think ?
kunigami: that's just sad
chigiri: did he just say ' me thinks '?
nagi: @reo youve been mad quiet
whats wrong bbg
chigiri: BBG???
barou: Get me out of here
reo: Nagi
I told you to stop calling me that
nagi: but why bbg? :(
reo: oh my God
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zantetsu: why Is my Phone imploding?
kurona: great question great question
and i think you mean “blowing up”
zantetsu: right that
bachira: mmm, you might wanna scroll up a bit
zantetsu: Alrighty
WHAT
kurona: woah woah
zantetsu: reo I didn't know you and nagi were frolicking ?!?!?
reo: …frolicking?
hiori: um
i
i think he means "fornicating"
chigiri: PFFTT
nagi: silly zantetsu !