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the twitter fic that literally nobody asked for (bc i have no friends) but that i wanted

Summary:

alex @ham
the ceiling does not taste like coconut

toogaytobetrue @turtlejohn
excuse me??????????

flourflower @THEY SOUND THE SAME
we appreciate your efforts alex<3

alex @ham
THANK YOU laf

maria @goddessofdepresso
wtf do you taste the ceiling alexander

toogaytobetrue @turtlejohn
^^^^^

mybeanieismoreimportant<3 @horsies
^^^^

alex @ham
it looked like a coconut

Chapter 1: pineapple

Chapter Text

alexander hamilton:
alex @ham
he/him
i'll be socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocritys (aka as my professors)
location: devil's palace (law school)

john laurens:
toogaytobetrue @turtlejohn
he/they
yo, what time is it??? sleep time. that's what time it is. YEET
location: maria's coffeeshop or alex's arms

eliza:
elizabeth @theonlysaneoneistg
proud plant parent<3 may you reach for the stars and land on the moon, my loves
they/them
location: plantshop downtown, always and forever

maria:
maria @goddessofdepresso
she/her
lesbian gf to my lesbian gf, angelica schuyler
location: maria's coffeeshop, visit us now. and the continue to become regular customers

hercules:
mybeanieismoreimportant<3 @horsies
he/him
there are only three things i care abt in this life- my lafayette, horses and my beanie. an honorary mention is maria, bc she'd injure me severely for not mentioning her
location: cia

aaron burr, sir:
aaron @burr
he/him
wait for it, bitch
location:home

lafayette:
flourflower @THEY BOTH SOUND THE EXACT SAME
he/she/they
hercules mulligan's ass in a horse riding out fit>>>>>>>>
location: hercules

angelica:
angelica @equalrights
we will never be a truly free nation untul every single person has equal rights
lesbian gf to my lesbian gf, maria mf reynolds
location: your bedroom