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"Isle of Pirates"? Feh. Fucking cesspool of idiots was more like it. If he had to list the things he hated about the place, he'd run out of time. Fucking overpriced, poorly mixed drinks; Spanish Jackie's husbands (the wives were alright though, bunch of cutthroats); the 'pirates' who were really lost little boys or rich twats trying the rough life for a bit; it went on and on. But there was one thing that made the trips worth it. One person, more specifically. Christopher. It wasn't that he cut through the dross Izzy still had to wade through, but he made the pissants, twats, and absolute wastes of air go away.