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[Sexy Crows]
Jesper: who wants to go get coffee?
Nina: ME ME ME
Kaz: no
Matthias: I would love to, but I'm in a lecture right now, sorry!
Inej: same here, sorry Jesper :(
Nina: guess it's just a date between us two then 😉
Matthias: what?
[BI BI BI]
Nina: meet there?
Jesper: yup!
Nina: good because I'm already here
Jesper: omfg
Jesper: literally just heading out the door
Nina: tell me the truth
Jesper: ...
Jesper: I'm still getting dressed
Nina: see you in 20
[The Hot Ones]
Jesper: INEJJJJJJJ
Inej: what's up?
Jesper: I just saw the cutest boy ever
Jesper: I'm hyperventilating
Inej: Nina, care to confirm status of cuteness?
Nina: can conform he was cute, Jesper's types
Inej: what's Jesper's type, someone breathing?
Nina: yup!
Jesper: har har
Jesper: genuinely though he was so pretty
Inej: ✨ pretty ✨
Jesper: he was though!
Jesper: like idk how to describe it he was just
Jesper: pretty
Nina: awww 🥺
Jesper: stfu
[Sexy Crows]
Matthias: movie night tonight?
Jesper: YES I LOVE YOU MATTHIAS
Matthias: 💙
Nina: only if we ban Jesper from picking the movie
Jesper: wtf???
Nina: and Kaz
Kaz: who said I was even coming?
Nina: um me
Kaz: and who said I was listening to you?
Nina: omfg Inej back me up
Inej: sorry sorry didn't hear my phone
Inej: had a hard day so a movie night sounds great!
Inej: and yes Kaz you're coming we're making it a group activity
Kaz: what happened?
Inej: nothing nothing just awful lectures
Inej: I love my degree but I hate learning about it
Nina: preach!!!
Kaz: where are we doing this?
Matthias: my flat, I've got plenty of snacks and drinks, everyone be here for 8 please
Nina: sounds good to me
Jesper: please tell me your roommate will not be there
Matthias: no Kuwei will not be there until later tonight
Jesper: thank the Saints
Jesper: that man is obsessed with me it's creepy
Nina: maybe you're just imagining it and being self obsessed?
Jesper: maybe you're just undermining the situation?
Jesper: do you not remember when we went to that party and he wouldn't leave me alone
Jesper: so much so that when I went to piss he stood outside the door, even tried to get in to join me
Nina: LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Jesper: I hadn't even gone to the party with him 💀
Kaz: I'm bringing wine
Kaz: the stuff you have is watered down and horrible
Matthias: fine by me
[Criminal Brothers]
Kaz: leave in 20
Jesper: I literally just got out of the shower???
Jesper: plus it's only 7 we don't need to be there for another hour
Kaz: he lives on the other side of campus
Jesper: it won't take us that long to walk there
Kaz: yeah well my legs been killing me today so it’ll take me longer to walk
Jesper: aw shit, sorry I didn't think about that
Jesper: I'll be ready in 15
Kaz: okay
Jesper: you good, the legs not too bad is it?
Kaz: it's fine, wouldn't agree to go if I couldn't walk
Jesper: okay, love ya Kaz
Kaz: back up Fahey, I'm straight
Jesper: omfg
Jesper: that was ONE TIME
Kaz: 😈
[Bad Bitches]
Inej: do you know where my earrings are?
Inej: the gold hoop ones?
Nina: ummm
Nina: in my ears...
Inej: ffs Zenik
[Tricks]
Kaz: that movie was awful
Inej: don’t tell Nina I said this
Inej: but agreed
Kaz: I don’t see how I couldn’t pick the movie but she could
Inej: no offence Kaz
Kaz: waiting for the offence
Inej: but you’ve made us watch The Wolf of Wall Street so many times I can quote it back to you perfectly
Kaz: it’s a good movie!
Inej: sure hun sure
[Criminal Brothers]
Kaz: say, hypothetically, if someone was you call you ‘hun’, how would you perceive that to be?
Jesper: what
Jesper: who called you hun?
Kaz: HYPOTHETICALLY
Jesper: Saints Saints alright
Jesper: it’s depends on the context
Kaz: well there is no context this is hypothetical
Jesper: can you not make up a hypothetical context?
Kaz: no
Jesper: the Gods test me everyday with you
Jesper: okay, if it was a serious conversation and they were being loving towards you, then it would mean something, but if it was some silly conversation or you were being sarcastic to each other then it would probably mean nothing
Jesper: but those rules don’t always apply and it could be the opposite
Kaz: right
Kaz: thanks
Jesper: just as mysterious and weird talking to you as always!
[To my Loverrr]
Matthias: hello my love
Nina: hello my sweet
Matthias: I was thinking of getting a haircut
Nina: whattt
Nina: nooooo
Matthias: no?
Nina: I mean, it’s your choice what you do with your hair
Nina: but I love your long hair
Nina: and I know you love your long hair
Nina: so why the sudden change?
Matthias: I don’t know
Nina: Matthias.
Matthias: fine
Matthias: I do like my long hair, but it’s not really a boy thing, is it?
Matthias: boys are supposed to have short hair, like Kaz or Jesper, girls like you and Inej have long hair
Nina: what???
Nina: Matthias where did you get that idea from?
Matthias: isn’t that what everyone thinks?
Nina: no?!?!
Matthias: really?
Matthias: that’s what I was always told
Nina: by who?
Matthias: by my parents, my extended family, my teachers back in Fjerda, Jarl Brum
Nina: oh my Matthias
Nina: they were all wrong, I can’t believe they let you think that
Nina: I want to hurt them every time something like that comes out of your mouth
Matthias: I’m sorry
Nina: don’t be sorry it isn’t your fault love
Nina: you can have whatever length of hair you like
Nina: you can present yourself however you like, no matter whether it’s considered boyish or girly
Matthias: really?
Nina: really
Nina: some people would say I’m too fat for a girl, too fat to be pretty
Nina: some people would say that me being bi is wrong
Matthias: I think you’re stunning
Nina: and I think the same of you
Nina: I love your long blonde hair, I think it suits you and makes you, you
Nina: plus I know you like it when I tug on it during sex
Matthias: Nina!
Nina: sorry sorry couldn’t help myself
Nina: but I love you and your long hair
Matthias: I love you too, thank you darling
Nina: want to stay the night at mine?
Matthias: are you sure Inej won’t mind?
Nina: no she isn’t staying the night in our flat anyway so it’s fine
Matthias: okay I’m on my way ❤️
Nina: see you soon ❤️
[Bad Bitches]
Nina: INEJ YOU CANT COME HOME
Inej: what why what happened?
Nina: Matthias is coming over
Nina: and I kind of already said that you weren’t planning to stay the night at ours
Inej: wtf Nina
Nina: IM SORRY I PANICKED
Nina: we had such a heartfelt conversation that I couldn’t not ask him to come over
Inej: ughhhh
Inej: you’re lucky I love you
[The OG’s]
Inej: sorry for the very short notice, but can I stay at your guys flat tonight
Jesper: course love, how come?
Inej: Nina invited Matthias over and lied by saying that I was already planning to stay somewhere else for the night
Jesper: lmao Nina is such a pathological liar
Kaz: or Matthias is just gullible
Jesper: or maybe both
[Kaz’s Favourites]
Jesper: you can sleep in my bed tonight
Jesper: I’ll take the couch
Inej: what no Jesper I can’t let you do that
Jesper: it’s fine I don’t mind
Jesper: I’ve slept in worse places
Inej: like in Kuwei’s bed?
Jesper: SHUT UP YOURE EVIL
Jesper: I’ll just lock the doors and you won’t get in
Inej: please like I can’t pick the lock
Jesper: you’ve been spending too much time with Kaz
Jesper: maybe you should just sleep in his bed 🙄
Inej: VILE
Inej: I’m going to happily take your bed after that
Inej: it will be so comfy
Inej: and you’ll be so sad on the little couch that you can’t even fit on 🥺
Jesper: anything for my queen 👑
Inej: you’re damn right