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"Calm down, everyone! Settle down!" Weiss shouts, trying to get control over the miniature versions of herself, as the others other than Sans and Hornet keep them in one place.
Sans and Hornet were in charge of watching over the rounded-up Little Weisses. The former's reason is that keeping an eyesocket on the Little Weisses was much easier than trying to bring them here. The latter has the desire to keep the mini-Schnees safe at all costs.
The two watches would always argue over their contradicting personalities, but, at this point, everybody tuned them out.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto shouts as clones appear to pick up and drop off the Little Weisses at the watch area.
Sasuke uses the Susanoo to grab as many Little Schnees as he can.
The others were putting in a valiant effort, except for Ghost, whose small size puts a dent in dealing with kids bigger than him.
"Dear sister, what in the world are you doing with those sillies?" The dream version of Whitley asks, who looks like a bat Faunus.
Sans remembers Weiss' brother due to the mistaken identity situation turned protection mission.
"Hello, Whitley. I need the help of the Little me's for a battle against the White Fang as we intercepted their plains." Weiss half-lies.
* we did? Sans asks.
Hornet elbows him.
"Yes, we did," Hornet lies.
* rude. Sans said.
"Ten bucks saying those two will duke it out in this dream," Kay says to Hollow.
Hollow nods and reaches out for a handshake. Kay accepts, starting the bet.
"Regardless, I doubt Father will be happy that you brought a Faunus other than Hornet and her siblings here," Dream Whitley points to Kay.
"Father is foolish to think that. We're using him as White Fang bait," Weiss says.
"Wait, me?! Why me?!" Kay shouts.
"Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you if Father punishes you," Dream Whitley said before flying off.
As he did, a bunch of mechs arrived in the area.
"Eradicate!" The mechs said.
"Stand down!" Weiss commands.
The Schnee mechs held their fire before the Little Weisses tried to attack them.
* nuh, uh, uh! Sans said, using gravity magic to keep the weapons out of the Little Weisses' reach as Hornet tied the children up.
"Thank you, Sans and Hornet," Weiss thanked. "Now then..."
Weiss brought out a microphone.
"Attention, everyone! In one hour, the White Fang will raid our city! To counter this threat, we must unite our forces if we stand a chance against this assault! Either you stand with us or against us! For King Nicholas!"
"King Nicholas!" The mechs said as the Little Weisses cheered.
"Miss Weiss," Doc said. "Could you please arrive at the meeting room to tell us your report?"
"What are we going to do? We don't have anything to tell them!" Yang whispered.
"Whew, we're back!" A Naruto clone says as two others come with him.
"Aren't those the clones you sent to distract those mechs?" Kay asks.
"Yep," Naruto answered. "Where have you three been?"
"Spying on the White Fang!" Another Naruto clone answers.
"I would like to hear a status report!" Weiss commanded.
"She's not still evil, right?" Naruto clone #3 asks.
"I'll just make them disappear and see those memories," The real Naruto says.
As Naruto poofs the clones, his eyes widen.
"Okay, that's bad."
"What is it?" Ruby asks.
* he'll tell you when we get there. Sans said.
Sans teleports them in front of Sleepy Klein as Weiss leads them to the meeting room.
"So, how is the situation?" Hornet asks as the others sit down.
"Very bad. The new Negative Blake is planning on unleashing these jacked-up Grimm experiments after they blow up the walls," Naruto explains.
"How jacked-up?" Kay asks.
"They're the White Fang members, but Grimmified! And there also are glowing green Alpha Grimm as well!" Naruto explains.
"WHAT?!" Team RWYJ shouts.
"That's horrendous!" Hornet says.
"We need a plan," Ghost wrote.
"You do know where the White Fang is located, right?" Sasuke asks.
"Yeah?" Naruto says.
"You're suggesting we break into this base?" Hollow writes.
"Not a good idea. While Team SNSS, my siblings, and I could handle the Grimm, we still needed Ruby, Weiss, and Yang to wake up Blake. And if they are as strong as he said, well..." Hornet explains.
"That's not what I was thinking," Sasuke clarified.
Sans realizes Sasuke's plan.
*hey, yang. aren't you close to blake? Sans asks.
"Yeah? Why?" Yang asks.
* we need to intercept the bombing the white fang is planning. to find that out, we need a spy.
"But, where are we going to get... oh," Yang points to herself.
"Yang spying on the Negative Blake? I doubt she could sneak. No offense to you," Weiss says.
"None taken," Yang admits.
*don't worry. I'll give you something so we listen to the conversations. Sans solves.
"It's the best course of action we got. So I'm willing to take chances," Hornet says.
* likewise. Sans said.
"You know, it's weird you're not making puns right now," Ruby points out to Sans.
* our friend is in a life-or-death situation. you expect me to make jokes right now? Sans asks.
"To be fair, you are the last person I expected to be this serious," Hornet admits.
* you've only known me for two days.
"Ugh, fair."
"So, what do we do when you guys stop the bombing?" Jaune asks.
"Wake up, Blake, obviously. Come on, Jaune," Hornet answers.
"Oh, right..." Jaune says.
* or you could protect your friend. Sans points to Dream Pyrrha.
"I can do that," Jaune says.
"We're still using the lizard Faunus as bait for the White Fang to 'save,'" Hornet chuckles.
"I was hoping you'd forget that," Kay sighs.
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"This is the place?" Yang asks Naruto, who escorted her with Sasuke to a titled mansion.
"Yep!" Naruto answers. "You sure you want to do this?"
"Sans is right," Yang said. "I am close to Blake. I have to be the one to wake her up."
"Very well," Sasuke said.
The shinobi leaves as the huntress enters, before White Fang members immediately surround Yang.
"Stand down, men," A familiar voice said.
The guardsmen left as Negative Blake approached Yang.
"What are you doing here?!" Negative Blake demanded.
"Well, I, uh, wanted to join the White Fang," Yang says, activating the one-way walkie-talkie Sans built.
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"I mean, the Schnee Dust Company needs to go down, right?" Yang asks through the speakers.
"You sure worked fast," Hornet admits.
* thanks. Sans said.
"...You really want to join?" Negative Blake asks hesitantly.
"Yeah! Is there a problem?" Yang asks.
"Yang... you're a human. The rest of the White Fang won't accept you."
"Who cares what they think? I just want you to accept me!"
That raised the eyebrows of Team SNSS and HHG.
"Oh, uh, okay," Negative Blake says as she clears her throat. "Yang Xiao Long! I hereby accept into the ranks of the White Fang!"
The listening teams could hear the booing of the other White Fang members.
*i bet they're throwing tomatoes at them. Sans jokes.
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"So, Blake, how do we go through the walls and start this, uh, operation of yours?" Yang asks.
"Why tell you, when I can do it now?" Negative Blake chuckles as portals appear around them.
"Are those portals?" Yang asks.
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"So that's how," Hornet sighs.
* welp. that ain't good. Sans said.
"Everyone to your battle stations!" Weiss commanded.
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As the White Fang, with Negative Blake and Yang, teleported in front of the castle walls, they heard a cry for help.
"HELP!" Sosuke cries as he is tied to a giant statue of King Nicholas.
The White Fang soldiers look at their commander.
"Don't just stand there! Save him!" Negative Blake commanded.
Suddenly, Schnee mechs and Little Weisses ambushed the White Fang.
"What the?!"
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In the distance, Sans had a pair of high-tech binoculars to watch the battle.
*ugh, still don't like the fact that grimm fades into dust. Sans said.
"Any reason why?" Hornet asks.
* it's the same way my species die as well.
"Hmm..." Hornet muses. "Why did you tell Jaune to protect his girlfriend?"
*i don't want to be a stick in the mud, but we both know this fight is beyond Jaune's abilities.
"True."
Sans then summons a bunch of bones and Gaster Blasters.
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As a horde of Mutant Beowolves and Creeps wait for the collapse of the wall in front of them, dozens of lasers fire down upon them, lessening their numbers, before a giant yellow fox wearing purple samurai armor with the Pure Vessel and the Knight appears in front of them.
"Wind Style! Plantery Rasenshuriken!" Naruto shouts as the Susanno Nine-Tailed Beast throws a massive shuriken made out of the wind, blowing the Mutant Grimm sky-high.
Hollow assists by causing numerous Focus explosions and Soul Pillars that decimate the Grimm-infested area.
Ghost fired a ton of Shade Souls before using a Great Slash to damage a Mutant Deathstalker who challenged him.
Another laser clears a horde of Grimm, revealing it to be a Gaster Blaster dragon with Sans and Hornet riding it, with the dragon carrying a silk net filled with bombs.
* special delivery! Sans jokes as he uses PK Thunder α to ignite the bombs
Their ride drops the net, and the supercharged bombs blow up like a nuclear missile in his world.
"There are more Grimm than I expected," Hornet thought out loud.
* then it's a good thing that we can destroy more than those creeps could. Sans chuckles.
"What, in the name of Hallownest, is that?!" Hornet demanded,
In the distance was a giant, gray, bony mask with a red eye, with its body made of thorns of darkness. It floats in an uneasy, phantom-like expression.
*well, we found our problem.
An arm emerged as it attacked the two leaders, but the skeletal dragon dodged it and fired its laser at it, but it didn't affect the darkness.
* uh, hornet? any ideas on how to kill living darkness?
"The only thing that could do that was... that's it!" Hornet shouts as she looks around before pointing at Ghost fighting the Mutant Deathstalker. "Get us to my sibling!"
* you heard the woman. Sans said to his dragon.
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Honestly, this was the most fun Ghost had in a long time.
The Mutant Deathstalker summons poison spikes from the ground, but Ghost just nail-hopped across them. Once he's above the Grimm, he slams it with a Descending Dark, shattering parts of its armor.
He then uses the cyclone slash to knock it away from him, before firing a bunch of Shade Souls at the Grimm.
The Mutant Deathstalker tries to slam and slash them with its claws, but Ghost uses his Shade Cloak to pass through the attacks before using a Dash Slash, further injuring the overgrown scorpion.
Suddenly, a weird undead dragon crash-lands on top of the Deathstalker, with Hornet and Sans riding it.
"I need to borrow the Dream Nail!" Hornet told her sibling.
'Alright.' Ghost thought as he threw the Dream Nail to their sister.
As the undead dragon with the two leaders left, the Deathstalker growls before Hollow appears and kills it with three strikes.
'You stole my kill!' Ghost scolds their sibling.
'Heh. I know,' Hollow chuckles.
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"Sans, get us to the braindead phantom Nightmare," Hornet says.
*that's a nice name for the grimm. Sans jokes as he motions his dragon to fly towards the plant Grimm of Darkness.
The Phantom Nightmare swings its thorned fists to knock them off the speeding dragon, but, just like its summoner, the Blaster dragon dodged the attacks with ease before they were at its face.
Hornet jumps and grapples to the bone mask. She then uses the Dream Nail, smacking the Phantom's core and exposing it, also dealing lots of damage. She falls off as the Blaster dragon catches her before flying around the Phantom Nightmare.
"Blast it!" Hornet commanded.
The dragon nods as it fires its laser breath as Sans charges up his signature PK attack.
* rockin' Ω! Sans shouts as he fires powerful psychokinetic waves that damage the Nightmare's core.
The Phantom Nightmare screeches as it flies to the castle.
* chase it down, boy. Sans commanded.
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"How is this happening?!" Negative Blake shouts.
"Perhaps you underestimated the Schnee Dust Company," Weiss says as she and Ruby approach Nightmare Blake and Yang.
"You!" Nightmare Blake shouts as she charges at the heiress before being punched to the side by Yang. "Yang?! What are you doing?!"
"Blake! Wake up!" Yang shouts.
"You're with them?! You traitor! The Schnee Dust Company is nothing but filled with liars and abusers! They are nothing but cowards!" Negative Blake growls.
"Liars? Abusers? Take a look at them!" Weiss shouts as she points to the emotionless workers. "They suffered by my father's hand as much as the Faunus who works for him!"
Negative Blake scowls, "Doesn't matter. I'll show you who the superior race is! Daughter of the Schnee Dust Company!"
Weiss points her weapon at Negative Blake.
"That's a lie! The Blake I know would never say those things!" Weiss shouts.
"You don't know anything about me!" Negative Blake shouts as she swings her weapons at Weiss.
"Yes, I do! You love manga! You want to be accepted! You love tuna!" Weiss shouts, parrying the attacks.
"Shut up! Shut up!" Negative Blake shouts as she lands a blow on Weiss.
"Weiss!" Ruby shouts.
"And, to top it all off, you're my first Faunus friend! And always will be!" Weiss shouts while being injured.
"No, I'm not!" Negative Blake denies it as she prepares a fatal strike.
Weiss dodge-rolls it and continues saying, "Blake. I'm sorry for always focusing on myself. I didn't even pay attention to your suffering. I'm a poor excuse of a friend."
As Negative Blake tries to attack again, she stops. She struggles with trying to attack the heiress.
"Why... can't... I...?" Negative Blake asks.
"Yang, now!" Weiss shouts.
Yang came rushing forward, punching Negative Blake's face. It breaks a part of her mask.
"Y-Yang!" Negative Blake shouts.
"C'mon, Blake. It's time for you to wake up," Yang says, offering her a coin.
Negative Blake struggles to take the coin before using it.
Suddenly, the real Blake appears, trying to escape her Nightmare form.
"Yang!" Blake shouts.
Yang smiles and pulls Blake out of Negative Blake. The girls in black and yellow chuckle as they hug.
"She's back!" Ruby shouts.
"Looks like her normal self again!" Weiss shouts as she struggles to stand.
"Weiss! Are you okay?!" Her new girlfriend shouts as she checks on the heiress.
"I've been better," Weiss says.
Everyone saw that the Negative Blake still moved.
"It still got a hold on me," Blake said.
"Um, guys? I know how to beat it," Ruby says. "Weiss was the one who taught me how."
"Huh?" Weiss asks.
"Just tell us what to do, Ruby!" Yang says.
"Let's do this, together," Blake agrees.
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"It's getting away!" Hornet shouts.
* i can see that! Sans groans. * wait, why is it heading to the statue you tied Kay up?
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Blake and Yang went on the offensive as they tried to attack and got parried by the Negative Weiss.
When they push the impostor away, Weiss blasts her with glyphs before trapping her body in ice.
Yang then charges at Negative Blake before punching her out of the ice.
Ruby charges as Weiss fires another blast. Ruby turns her Snow Crescent Rose into snowboard form and uses the force of Weiss' laser to launch herself into Negative Blake.
Negative Blake threw debris at the younger girl, but Ruby used the debris to run up to the impostor. She then swung her Snow Crescent Rose at her, launching the Nightmare's puppet to the ground.
As Negative Blake gets up, the real Blake stabs her Nightmare twin.
"You didn't have to deal the finishing blow. Isn't it a little weird fighting yourself?" Yang asks.
"It's not me. It's who I used to be," Blake answers.
Team RWBY then saw a bony mask with a mass of dark vines flying past them, with Sans and Hornet in pursuit.
"Is that a...?" Blake asks.
"Yep," Yang answers.
"Sans is such a show-off, even if it wasn't intentional," Weiss sighs.
"Still cool though," Ruby says.
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Godzilla was on Kay's shoulder, laughing.
"Yeah, yeah, me being tied up and used as bait is hilarious," Kay mockingly says.
"Sorry, sorry. This is just absolutely hilarious here," Gojira laughs before stopping in an instant.
"What's wrong? Rodan caught your tongue?"
Godzilla points in a direction.
"What is it now-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Kay shouted as the Phantom Nightmare was dashing towards him. "THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO DIE!"
The Phantom Nightmare, however, wrapped the statue with him, as the Grimm's core appeared on the statue's head.
"Huh?"
The statue suddenly moved as it turned into a giant mech fighter with six arms.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Kay whines.
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"Oh, right. Forgot the statue could do that."
The rest of team RWBY looked at Weiss.
"What?!"
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The two leaders look in shock.
* now this is just bull-!