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1. The marriage proposal. Kinda... Sorta... Maybe... by TheLadySyk0

   Fandoms: Homestuck, johnkat - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Aug 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert
   • Karkat Vantas
   • a waiter that deserves a raise
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Kinda
   • Cute
   • Fluff
   • i hope i surprise you
   • Funny
   • karkat throws breadsticks
   • gruff karkat
   • Cute John
   • Romance
   • links to cheesy violin music
   • John ruining the mood
   • what the fuck John
   • Italian restaurants
   • Dancing
   • Carnivals
   • Ferris Wheel
   • Fireworks
   • Moonlight
   • Lazy Sex
   • Lazy Mornings
   • inappropriate times for breakfast food
   • cocoa puffs
   • Karkat thinks he knows whats going on but he doesn't
   • Sex
   • some porn
   • just a lil bit
   • and its not very explicit
   • Loving Sex
   • Anal
   • bran - Freeform
   • karkat hates bran
   • slightly inspired by a key and peele sketch

   Summary

   Karkat doesn't need any fucking piece of paper, or any ring to love John. Honestly that shit is pretty useless. Marriage just turns people into boring old people who argue over taxes, eat copious amounts of bran and have boring sunday morning sex.

   John thinks otherwise, and he's going to change Karkat's mind.

   (you may think you know whats going on when you start this fic, but I'm going to fucking surprise you.)

   Series

   • Part 5 of Johnkat movies and ghosts au

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   English

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