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1. Spencer R. Reid, but the 'r' stands for rizz god by Idontknowguys

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Spencer Reid/Original Female Character(s)
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/William LaMontagne Jr.
   • Spencer Reid/Everyone
   • Aaron Hotchner/Haley Hotchner
   • Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
   • Spencer Reid
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Penelope Garcia
   • David Rossi
   • Player Spencer Reid
   • Autistic Spencer Reid
   • Bisexual Spencer Reid
   • Spencer Reid Needs a Hug
   • but not really
   • because this man would get so many bitches realistically
   • rizz god spencer reid
   • Smoker Spencer Reid
   • Spencer Reid Smokes
   • Drug Use
   • reference to sex
   • Jealous Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • 5+1 Things
   • Spencer Reid is kind of a whore
   • we don't slutshame here though
   • get that bag babe

   Summary

   The most unrealistic part of criminal minds is that reid got no bitches. Here's 5 examples where the team finds out Reid has some serious game, and 1 where he uses it on the team.

    

   (This is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever written)

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   English

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   4,132

   Chapters:

   6/6

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