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“Y’need a slut,” Atsumu declares.
“I’m sorry, what?” Kiyoomi sputters. He must have misheard, somehow. He’s only had two beers. Tipsy enough to engage in a conversation about his sex life, but not drunk enough to hallucinate.
“Y’gotta stop datin’ librarians—”
“She was an elementary school teacher.”
“Or stockbrokers—”
“He was a financial services provider.”
“How is that not the same fuckin’ thing?” Atsumu cackles. “Point is, the reason all y’r lays r’deader than a pile of fish at the market’s cuz you never been with a slut.” He leans forward, right into Kiyoomi’s space, and smirks devastatingly, an Atsumu Miya special. “I can help y’out, Omi-kun.”
Kiyoomi’s not so sure about that. Atsumu has terrible taste. “You’d hook me up with someone?”
“Oh yes,” Atsumu grins. “Gonna hook ya up with the biggest slut I know.”
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- Part 24 of Threads 🧵🪡 and I'm the Needle