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It was late on a Friday night. Dazai and Fyodor were talking In one of the many lounging areas in the Port Mafia building. Fyodor listened as Dazai spat nonsense.
Fyodor snickered when Dazai almost fell off from the other end of the couch. "DON'T LAUGH AT ME, FEDYAAA" Dazai whined. This only made him chuckle louder, much to Dazai' dismay. Soon enough both of them calmed down and continued to chat.
About 26 minutes after that incident, the topic of romantic partners came up. Neither of them knew how this came to light but they just brushed it off, as they did often. probably too often, honestly.
Dazai went on and on about how none of his past girlfriends and boyfriends would commit a double suicide with him.
( though he didn't say anything about having had a boyfriend before, in fear of being judged)
" What about you Fedya? have you ever had a bad relationship?" Dazai asked this with a weird amount of curiosity
"uhm" Fyodor paused for a moment, thinking about wether it was a good idea or not to tell Dazai this much personal information. " Well not really, I guess ."
Dazai could tell this was a lie, but decided to ignore it, as it was none of his business.
Fyodor knew this as well but also decided to ignore it.
after a few minutes of silence, Dazai interrupted Fyodor's thoughts. "Have you ever kissed someone?".
Fyodor was baffled. He was not expecting a question, as such! you could even see on his face how caught off guard he was.
" if you haven't, can I be your first?" Dazai continued.
WHAT?!? This caught him even more off guard and HE almost fell off the couch, this time.
he just stared at Dazai with visible confusion and surprise on his usually blank face.
" I mean, you can't touch anyone without them dying, right? So that would mean you couldn't kiss anyone!"
Dazai said, matter-of-fact
they just sat there, staring at each other. As Fyodor inspected Dazai' face closer, he saw a light shade of pink blushed on his cheeks. After realizing this, he too could feel his own face become warm.
During this time of silence and confusion, Dazai scooted a bit closer to Fyodor. After ten minutes have passed, Dazai finally spoke.
" Can I kiss you?"
"Wha-?"
Dazai scooted right next to Fyodor. After a second of hesitation, he softly held Fyodor's hands.
At this point, both of their faces were cherry red, and their hearts were beating rather quickly.
Dazai was about to kiss the other, then here came in Mori. Dazai quickly took his hands out of Fyodors. and Fyodor was so startled by the sudden intrusion and movement, that it made him fall to the floor.
Before Fyodor could process what had just occurred, Mori and Dazai were both looking at Fyodor in shock.
After a few quiet seconds, "OMG! FYO, ARE YOU OKAY?!?" Dazai said this with a very concerned look on his face. And Mori just stood there, confused.
Dazai and Fyodor didn't acknowledge this incident afterwards.