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Takemichi: hina…..
Hina: yeah?
Takemichi: im gay.
Hina: …
Hina: YOU SLUT YOU WHORE YOU GAY BITCH
Hina: I ALR$EDAY KNEW U JUST WANNSSA BREAK P RUGHT???
Takemich: YOU KNEW????
Hina: bro the amount of men tailing you on our dates is fucking astonishing
Hina: look out your window there’s probably one of them out there right now
Takemichi: holy fucking shit Mikeys out there
Hina: I told you.
Takemichi: But aren’t you mad at all?
Hina:fuck yes if i could slap you ass rn i would (only becs you ass is fat and plump its a stress toy
Takemichi: oh.
Hina: anyways just be gay i dont even care just dont send me pictures of dicks
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Mikey changed the chats name to: takemitchysexual 😝😜🤪🥵🥵
Takemichi: 😐
Takemichi: anyway i'm single now🎉❤️❤️❤️
Mikey: BE MINE
Ran:i rpomsioe i treater yuoue better Thanh be that uywgromelin
Kazutora: i can be a better boyfriend than him i could the shit that they never did 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Rin:i cantreaaaaat you betttttter so be mine
Sanzu: i have the biggest dick here and everybody knows so CHOOSEME
Mikey: no you [roballbyly have 1cm IM 7 foot TRY BEETER
Chifuyu: i am his patrebten i have a more respectable honorable posoiituon to him than ANY of you gay bitches he willl choose me.
Takemichi: holy fuckinmg shit Mikey get the fuck off my window and who the fuck is pounding my door
Kazutora: damm bbygirl dont worrry that’s just me so lemme in im suddenly home;less and i need a house
Takemichi:oh my god what happened that’s so sad ofc I’ll let you in
Ran; what abou me what about me and you together
Izana:why not me why not me why NOT me why NOT ME??? Takemichi pleases let me in i got kicked out
Takemichi: oh my god are you ok??🥺
Kokonoi: *scoffs and spits at all of you except takemichi* im rich and buasyytiful why would he choose you ugly ass hoes???
Ran: ARE YOU FORGTEEING ME?? IM RICH TOO
Rin: ME TOO FUVKING BITCH
Ran: YEAH WE BOTHE ARICH DOUBLE THE RICH TAHN YOUUUUUUU
Hinata:maybe I shouldn’t have let him break up with me i feel like hes gonna get 92137404750934 of you guys pied ding his door
Kazutora: im case none of you knew i am having the privilege of sleep with Takemichi tonight and iZAN US SLLEEP PON THE FUCKING FLOOr HHAGGGAHHHHHAGHHHA STUPID WJHITE HAIRED UGGLY ASSSSS BITCH
Izana: i willl beat you up and murder you and turn you into a human stick. I will.
Mikey:he wont let me in im on the window st8ill im $%^YU^@*^*
Mikey: tghis is why i. Fucking hate you kazubiytcuh