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1. How To Kill Three Years: A Expository Guide By Dave Strider And Karkat Vantas by RockYouPie

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Oct 2015

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge
   • Naked Cuddling
   • Eventual Smut
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • This isn't nearly porny enough
   • naked kissing
   • discontnued bc i just discovered im lowkey sex-repulsed
   • sorry :///

   Summary

   In Which A Mutant Blooded Troll And His Interspecies Mate Struggle To Find A Balance Of Culture In Which They Can Both Agree While Also Struggling With Seemingly Everlasting Boredom

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   This is pointless practice porn with the complex thought patterns of Dave Strider's pointless rambles. Please, enjoy.

   -- Written for the 30 day nsfw challenge --

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,690

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   124

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