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2023-04-23
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Entomology Blues

Summary:

John is not happy with this mission.

Notes:

Listen, have I shoved my arm into a hole to pull out a cool insect? Have I word-vomited non-stop Rodney style about insect facts to an unsuspecting victim?

Yes. The answer is yes.

So, basically, I laughed way too hard while writing this.

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If you don't remember Dr. Baxter that is totally fine, he's the guy who has the bug collection that Katie Brown spoke to Rodney about in Tabula Rasa.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

“Woah!” Dr. Baxter squealed. The sound had Sheppard swinging his gun up before the scientist shoved his arm into a hole and pulled out some freaky bug. "Remarkably similar to Hymenopus Coronatus!"

John's stomach roiled as he wrenched back. "You don't say."

Baxter flashed excited eyes at him before going off on a tangent about their sexual cannibalism.

John tried not to vomit. He didn’t need to know all the gross, he shuddered, bug stuff. He gritted his teeth. Out of anyone on Atlantis who could be stuck leading a team of entomologists off-world.

It just had to be him.

Notes:

I've been really out of it lately with SGA fandom, a lot going on right now, and no more Radek/Rodney stuff for me to read ;A; (I am used to it though.) But, this came to me so I hope it makes y'all laugh too <3

Hymenopus Coronatus: Orchid Mantis (One of my favorite insects.)