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"hi guys hihihi" Tommy said.
"oh Dutch uhm…. what ar eyou doing here" Bobby said in his silly gossip girl voice.
Dutch stared at the other cobras with a blank face
"what do you mean 'what ar eyou doing here' I LIVE HERE."
Johnny stood there with pursed lips. "errmmmmmm wheres Jimmy…" All of them, at the same time thought "got damn!!!! this awkward as shiit!!!!!!"
Tommy broke the silence. "what are WE doing here ackshuHly….."
"oh yeah Dutch had something he wanted to say to us that totally wouldnt be a bad idea since its 1984 and whatever he's gonna say would be acceptable to everyone." Bobby said completely oblivious to the fact that whatever Dutch was gonna say was probably not a good idea because its 1984 and not everyone would accept it.
"ok ermmm Bobby…. you have to promise to not gossip about it…. we all know youre a gossip girl…" Dutch said in a low voice bc he didnt want the other people who werent even there to hear him.
"ugh fine!!!!1!1!!" Bobby exclaimed super sadly.
"errrrmmmmmmm ok hurry up i gotta go do something later." Johnny said. They all looked at him with faces that screamed "shut the fuck up let him take is time bruh no one cares that you have to do something bruuhhh"..
a few days before this, Dutch was looking in the bathroom mirror intensely, practicing what he was going to say to them. he chickened out because his parents were home so he didnt get the chance to actually do it.
"uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh……………… what i wanted to say was uh…….. err….. uhmmmmm……" Dutch looked down at his tootsies.
just then Jimmy enters the room. "Hey girlypop"
"dont. call. me. that." Dutch said in a very very upset tone. he dont wanna be called girlypop‼️ 💯💯
"okay… guys… im….. imm….. im…………… a ….. im a f……….. im…. i- i- i……….. uh uhm im actually a…. im one of th…… them… uh…. i….. guys.. one second uhhhhhhh errrmmmmmmm….. i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i uhhhhmmmm………. …. uh." none of the cobras had ever heard Dutch stutter that much in their lives. "YOURE WHAT??;;!?9?!1!!1?!!" Booby Bobito Bob Bobby “whispered”.
"BITCH LET ME FINISH." Ditch Dutch screamed.
they all looked at each other and then back at Dutch.
"take your time pookie" Johnny whispered in his ear.
"ew stop. never do that again. oh my god."
“ok then my bad.”
Dutch took a deep breath and then flat out stopped breathing. 💯 hes so real for that !!!!!1!1!11
“Ok………… so uhhhh im im im im im im im im im im im im uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Dutch started to mumble some incoherent shit.
“dawg WHAT ARE YOU." Tommy yelled.
"A QUEER!!!1!!1!1!1!!!1!1!;?1!" Dutch screamed.
everyone went silent. all of them were staring at Dutch except for Jimmy because he was way too interested in his 9 inch customized acrylic nails.
"Bobby.. i thought you said that whatever Dutch had to say would be a good idea because its 1984 and everyone would find it acceptable. i mean im fine with it but like… its 1984 and not everyone would find it acceptable dawg." Johnny whispered, furrowing his eyebrows.
"ermm i didnt actually know what he was gonna say so uhmmmm you cant blame me!" Booby exclaimed.
everyone was silent again.
“so you all are ok with it?” Dutch asked
“yes Dutch its okay that youre a faggot.”
“cool”
The End.