crying_at_ikea
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i woke up feeling fruity, guess i'm feeling like a hater by crying_at_ikea for EmJayCakes
Fandoms: The Black Phone (2022), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
13 Aug 2025
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anita
man shut the fuck up
im tryna be nice herevance
nah just b mean ill like u moreanita
freaky af
percy and mom said they want u to come to nyvance
uhhhh noanita
cuz of ur friends??vance
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black magic preacher by crying_at_ikea
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
31 Aug 2024
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demigods + phones = chaos.
let's see what they get up to...
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charcoal and iron brought me back by crying_at_ikea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Mar 2024
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Anita Mendez-Jackson already has so many names. What's one more?
She isn't completely prepared for the insanity inherent to the Wayne family, but she can adjust. After all, she's lived on-and-off with Percy Jackson, Lou Ellen Blackstone, and every other batshit insane demigod out there. She can deal with a very strange, very rich weirdo and his four thousand kids, right? Right? RIGHT?!
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let’s do the time warp (again) by crying_at_ikea for cuips_not_cute
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Dec 2023
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It ends like this: Eddie Munson is dying, bleeding out from his various and sundry demon-bat wounds, sharp teeth and claws ripping into him like knives through hot butter. Dustin, his poorest little sheep, weeps and protests but gives in, in the end. (don’t they always?) It hurts to breathe, until it doesn’t. He’s alive, until he isn’t.
It starts like this: Eddie Munson shoots up in his bed with a rattling gasp, the metallic taste of blood stuck in his teeth.
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thirty dialogues bleed into one by crying_at_ikea
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
11 Dec 2023
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Bruce Wayne has collected another child. A young boy with a story as tragic as his own: his parents, dead in front of him, stranded in an unknown place. It’s like he couldn’t help himself.
“He’s coping,” some say.
“It’s unhealthy,” say others.
Bruce Wayne says nothing.
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- Part 3 of inspired by death cab for cutie.
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inspired by death cab for cutie. by crying_at_ikea
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
11 Dec 2023
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holy smokes, batman! that's a lot of family bonding! by crying_at_ikea
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
01 Mar 2024
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the IT girls (and boys, and everyone) by crying_at_ikea
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
13 Mar 2022
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disney but if they weren't cowards by crying_at_ikea
Fandom: Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
14 Mar 2021
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he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit by crying_at_ikea
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural
28 Dec 2020
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- 1,112
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@bruce.ymint: its not like i added mr. Devon 'the pedo' Spenner, did i now🤣⁉️
@b4paperbill: yeah but you know who you did add??? VANCE HOPPER 💀
@robin_arreal: nahh did he actually let me see
@robin_arreal: bruce u actually tripping why would you add vance fucking hopper💀
@grifffffff00: who's vance and whys he fucking hopper
tbp text / gc or smthn fic❗ bc i think that tbp is amazing and i have nothing better to do😵🙌
Bookmarked by crying_at_ikea
01 Dec 2023
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In the summer between fourth and fifth grade, Robin Buckley, who had a pretty dramatic falling out with her best friend in February and had been lonely since, and who thought the classes she was taking were all for stupid babies anyway, decided that between being the bored kid known for having lost her only friend and being the brainy kid no one knew she’d pick the second any day. She asked her mother, and the elementary school principle, and the middle school principle if she could skip fifth grade. They looked over all her grades, and there was a test, and a lot of conversations between the teachers and parents to ask if she was ready, but ultimately they let her do it. Robin Buckley started sixth grade at the humble age of ten and three quarters years old.
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Or, Robin Buckley skips a grade and becomes friends with Steve well before the start of canon. How does Robin being part of his closest friend group effect the events of November of 1983, and beyond?
Bookmarked by crying_at_ikea
21 Nov 2023
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“I can't help you,” Missouri tells Sam, reaching over to calm his shaking hands. She squeezes them gently, and the kindness seems achingly out of place here in the ruins of what might have been his childhood. “But I know who can. Some friends of your mother's.”
My mom had friends? Sam almost asks before realizing how stupid it would sound. Of course Mary Winchester had friends. She probably had a best friend and another friend she only saw once a year but kept up with over the phone and another friend she went bowling with on Saturdays and another friend who she only hung out with because it was polite. Mary Winchester had friends and hobbies and interests because Mary Winchester used to be a person, not a martyr to avenge or a stick to beat her children with or a ghost who told him she was sorry.
“You and Dean should see them,” Missouri says thoughtfully, squeezing Sam’s fingers one more time before letting go. “You’re Mary’s boys. That should count for something, even if you’re John’s, too.”
(In which Castiel was always a rebel, Mary was never meant to be the perfect wife, and five almost-orphans must pick up the pieces before all Hell breaks loose.)
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- Part 1 of selah
Bookmarked by crying_at_ikea
18 Nov 2023
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But Johnny couldn’t avoid the sight of it now.
Three words, marked darkly on his wrist. His soulmark. The words that connected him eternally to his soulmate, his future, the one he’d be bonded to until death.
Now we’re even.
(Or: The Karate Kid, if Johnny and Daniel really were the soulmates we all know they are.)
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Bookmarked by crying_at_ikea
13 Nov 2023
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rising with the tide, falling with the stars by wildeprince
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
24 Nov 2023
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Zuko glares. "Who says I'm learning airbending?"
"You have to, if you want to master all four elements and become the Avatar," the boy replies, matter-of-factly.
With a groan, Zuko stands, clenching his fists angrily. "I'm not going to do Avatar training! I shouldn't even be the Avatar!"
The boy shakes his head, getting to his feet. His clothes aren't like anything Zuko's ever seen before. "You should."
"How do you know?"
"Because you are!”
Bookmarked by crying_at_ikea
01 Nov 2023