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Tumblring Wyler

Summary:

4 times Wednesday said she was dating someone and the time Tyler found out...

and other Tumblr Shenanigans

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Much Ado

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Xavier was the first and most gutted.

Pugsley was trying to understand if he would like Nevermore and after the recount of his sister's semester, is genuinely concerned he will also meet his soulmate there (plot twist, he meets Eugene before the start of next term).

Eugene visits Wednesday over the extended break. He is distracted several times over between meeting Pugsley, realizing Lurch keeps African hornets in New Jersey, and Wednesday is still committed to the dude who disemboweled him. Eugene takes comfort that Pugsley is willing to torture Tyler when he eventually comes out of the woodwork.

Enid is blessed by a visit from the whole Addams family in San Francisco and despite doing her best to set Wednesday up with one of her brother's ex-girlfriends with a love of spiders and arachnids in general, learns after the failed not-blind-date blind date. Enid has questions but the rest of the Addams Family seem to think this is normal so she learns the new pack love language.


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Tyler unfortunately has been utterly out of the loop on these instances and has been hating every minute. Xavier gave Wednesday a phone that she actually uses. Pugsley and Eugene, basically Wednesday's younger siblings (in-law), are ready to do whatever it takes to keep him uncomfortable as possible in her vicinity as if trying to talk to (*cough* kidnap *cough*) an ex wasn't enough. Enid set Wednesday up on a blind date and Bianca has been pulling strings for Wednesday at Nevermore as they had never been more in sync and ready to take over the world.

It's not until Wednesday has him on the floor of the Nightshades library does he realize Wednesday is in fact still into him and his attempts at kidnapping (and murder of her stalker) have been interpreted as dates. He does not object. He enthusiastically does not object.