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5 am. That's the time belos had woken up to his ass being a pain. He ate real food yesterday and clearly, the curse does not want to digest that. It only enjoys palismen.. they do taste good though. Mm he loves palismen, the way they scream as he devours them.
He got up and ran to the toilet. His ass feeling so good as he shits the diarrhea. But he, doesn't feel good. He feels the curse coming out, But he doesn't care. He just wants to shit. He pushes that bitch back in.
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Andrias hears the groans of belos. He is here due to the fact he planned on raiding this realm, But he stopped when he heard about the Emporer. Andrias knocked on the door. "may I come in, Mr belos?" He heard belos moaning and groaning, feeling his ass explode so hugely that no one else could comfort him, not even his new friend.
Belos’ ass exploded with each more fucking fart he was so fucking fucked from all these mcribs. Why did Luz give these DID SHE KNOW THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN? WHY.
"Come in." Belos muttered. Andrias walked in to see belos, with no pants on. He blushed. "O-Oh hey."
Belos looked confused as to why the newt had been flustered, as he had never ever felt that feeling in his entire life due to the fact no one loves him and no one would ever love a goopy cursed little shit. But andrias, an ugly old newt, he saw the hotness in him and seeing belos made him blush, especially with his pants down, his ass and thighs in view.
"Do you- need any help, lord belos??" He asked as nicely as he possibly could. Belos shook his head and got from the toilet. "My intestines have already exploded. I'm fine. I think."
Andrias could see belos was not okay, and he immediately hugged the Emporer. Sure he was genocidal, but everyone has their vulnerable moments and he had never expected to see andrias today.
The Emporer blushed, and squeezed andrias, his crusty callused hands wrapped around andrias’ fake TikTok body. It felt good. And andrias gently carried belos to take him to his room. He did so, and he went with him, carefully. Somehow he did not break the bed. They cuddled in bed, and belos felt somewhat safe.
It was a good night.
Until the morning after, Marcy and hunter ended up walking in on them, it was not a pretty sight.
"WHAT THE- SIR I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING STUFF?" Hunter shouted.
"Ohhh is this your stuff?" Asked Marcy.
The Emporer nodded. "Yes, this is my stuff. Isn't he dreamy?"