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In the kingdom of Uxorious, a dire fate has befallen the beloved princesses! The castle is overrun, besieged by the foul dragon Heartsbane as he holds the future of Uxorious hostage! What heroes will arise to rescue the fair maidens from the fiery doom that otherwise awaits them?
Play PrincessQuest, a four player cooperative RPG where two players take on the role of the heroes battling towards the castle while the others are the princesses—who can prove they’re just as brave and heroic by helping the rescue efforts from the inside! With multiple outcomes and fully animated cutscenes in a charming, retro pixel style art, find out if you can reach your Happily Ever After before the timer runs out!
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“Why am I here again?” Kunigami’s voice sounds strained.
On the screen his pixel knight beats at a skeleton with his sword. While character creation isn’t the most robust given the art style of the game, Kunigami found a hair color for his sprite that’s remarkably similar to his own. Though it remains hidden under his silvery helmet as he and Nagi’s avatars battle along the road towards their final destination: the castle. Nagi’s sprite is further along and his HP bar remains at 100—a sharp contrast to Kunigami’s near half health—and since he picked a prince instead of a knight, his crown allows the fluff of white hair atop his minimally detailed character to be seen.
“Because Bachira and Isagi couldn’t make it,” Chigiri’s sprite idles at the dressing table in the castle’s tower and an animation plays as she brushes her hair. The princess characters are no more detailed than their hopeful heroes, but Chigiri was able to find a shade that’s spot on with his own hair. A delicate tiara sits atop his character’s head, despite her current task, and he smiles as a cheerful little tune plays. The game is silly, but the experience isn’t terrible. He’ll take it over those shooters Nagi plays any day.
“And that’s my fault, how?” Kunigami frowns as his character gets stabbed by another skeleton. Square pixels of blood explode out of his character’s chest and his health bar goes down to thirty percent. Nagi’s sprite turns, easily defeating the enemy before he returns to clearing the path.
“Switch to a blunt weapon against those,” Nagi says as he shoots his camera a tired look. This isn’t the first time he’s reminded Kunigami to do so.
After he and Reo’s fan Q&A the suits at Blue Lock realized how effective player interaction is when it comes to generating a larger BLTV audience. Subscription numbers increased with every similar session, as they were exclusive for paying members of the channel, and whether it was the higher ups or Ego himself, new ideas were generated for player and viewer connections. And since Nagi is known for his love of gaming, a stream of him doing just that with other Blue Lock players is his assigned task during their current break from Blue Lock games.
“Chigiri owed me a favor,” Reo pipes up. His princess is busy sorting through potion ingredients as he stares at the recipe book overlay. Like the player, her hair is purple but at character creation he’d selected a white and lighter purple outfit for her. Viewers teased him, flooding the chat with white and purple hearts as he tried to explain that the other outfits weren’t cute! That’s all it was! But, by the way Reo blushed and stuck his tongue out at his camera, he didn’t seem too aghast at what the audience was implying.
He wasn’t going to fight too hard to deny any allegations about him and Nagi—especially since they were true.
“Okay,” Kunigami frowns. “That still doesn’t explain how I got roped into this.”
“You owe me a favor,” Chigiri says. A little music note pops up over his princess’s head; she’s gained one beauty point. He must be going for another as he still doesn’t move his sprite. At the potion table there’s a little explosion and Reo’s character turns around to show a blackened face, hair swept upwards, and tears running like waterfalls down her cheeks. The potion backfired and blew up, literally, in his sprite’s face.
Press Y to Try Again flashes in the middle of Reo’s screen.
Reo curses and Chigiri laughs. Outside the looming castle the knight and prince avatars fight a large, spectral monster. It’s so big it takes up nearly half of the screen and intense music starts to play as the miniboss encounter commences. Unfortunately, the knight falls over after one hit and Kunigami’s features scrunch up in the small square of his camera feed. All four of them are on camera at their respective houses—though by the background Nagi and Reo are together in real life if not their game.
“For what?” Kunigami scrubs at his face as his respawn counter times down.
Nagi looks at the camera again and then gives a silent little laugh at the stream of ‘F’s being spammed in his chat. That they got a reaction out of him only eggs chat on even more. Direct questions stream in but Nagi nods to his screen; he has to pay attention to the fight.
“Last Thursday,” Chigiri finally moves his princess. She goes to the closet and he opens the clothing UI to sort through the attire. Reo is still busy brewing the potions they need to put the guards to sleep inside, but he frowns when he catches Chigiri’s choice out of the corner of his eye.
“Go water the flowers on the terrace, Chigiri! We need them for the next potion.”
“Hm,” Chigiri hums. Kunigami’s brow lowers on his screen as he fights off the easy zombies near the spawn point. “Let me find my gardening outfit first.”
“What happened last Thursday?” Nagi’s voice is the same laidback tone as always, but there’s a hint of curiosity there. Reo glances to the right on his camera feed; he and Nagi play next to each other and he mouths something to him that doesn’t get caught on the screen. Something that pulls another quiet laugh out of Nagi as he looks away from the now dead boss he was looting to stare at Reo.
“I was nursing him back to health,” Chigiri’s lips curve into a near devilish smile. He looks away from picking out the perfect gardening outfit to wink at the camera.
“You were sick Kunigami?” Nagi asks and one of Reo’s hands shows up in Nagi’s camera frame as he bats at his shoulder. But it doesn’t discourage Nagi. “Maybe Bachira caught whatever he has from you.”
“I wasn’t sick,” Kunigami scowls. His avatar almost falls to another skeleton but this time he remembers to swap his sword for a mace. By the time he catches up to the battle at the bridge before the castle Nagi has cleared all the enemies. His character sits by a campfire regenerating HP as he snacks on a pixelated loaf of bread.
Reo’s lips twitch. He’s trying not to laugh. Leaning back, as his character goes through the motions of mixing a potion, he reads the stream chat on Nagi’s screen. There’s plenty of comments about the nature of how Chigiri was nursing Kunigami back to health and Reo shoots his camera a wicked smile as he nods in agreement with the audience.
“Then what was I wearing that nurse’s outfit for?” Chigiri feigns confusion, the corners of his mouth curved upwards in a wry smile at his joke. His character finally finished putting on the perfect gardening outfit: a straw hat bedecked in flowers and a pale yellow dress with a floral apron over it and knee high boots that match the apron. The princess on the screen waters the flowers on the terrace.
Kunigami’s avatar runs into the river instead of crossing the bridge. The player himself wears a mortified expression and covers his face with one hand. “Hyoma!”
“Yes, Rensuke?” Chigiri lofts a brow. “Did you die again ?” A tsking sound escapes the redhead and in his camera he shoots the audience a mischievous look.
Wild Card changed Kunigami; he isn’t as friendly or warm anymore. Whatever trials he endured to return to Blue Lock’s main stage left their mark. But sometimes, with the right bit of teasing, Kunigami lets down his guard. And as brief as those moments are, Chigiri cherishes them.
“It’s a good thing Nagi is the Prince of Games,” Reo says with a smug look and the prideful tone of someone who can’t resist bragging about their partner’s accolades. “I don’t think your knight is going to make it alone, Princess Chigiri.”
“Oh Princess Reo, here I was readying my hand in marriage for him, too,” Chigiri sighs, one hand covering his heart in a dramatic gesture.
“Do I get your hand in marriage when I win?” Nagi looks to his left, at Reo seated next to him. Reo keeps his eyes on the screen as he finishes up another step needed for the princesses to make the fight in the castle an easier one. But in the glow radiating off his monitor, the pink in his cheeks is obvious.
“I picked the prince class so we could get married and become king and queen,” Nagi continues. The color in Reo’s cheeks deepens and Chigiri and Kunigami both fight a losing battle against laughter. “There’s a special cutscene for it. I looked it up.”
Reo looks ready to combust right there on camera and Nagi pouts at the lack of response.
“A royal wedding,” Chigiri sighs once more. “Will you be my date, my loyal knight?”
Kunigami loses his recovered composure but his character doesn’t die again. No, he runs head first into the castle gates and keeps running at them as Nagi’s prince avatar does battle with the guardian hounds.
“Uh, yea. Yea, I’ll be your date.” Kunigami swallows and guides his avatar to help Nagi’s. But the flash of red and orange hearts squished together in chat earn the viewers a glare.
Chigiri drops a bundle of flowers on the potion table. A few clicks later the potions finish brewing. There’s a pop-up that says the guards in the courtyard are now all asleep. With that done, Chigiri’s princess sweeps past Reo’s as she works on enchanting the runes needed to lock the barracks.
“Maybe it’ll be a double wedding,” Reo finally manages to speak. Nagi’s pouting ceases and he perks up. The promise of their pixels marrying has him working faster to reach the end.
It’s a good thing since their timer is already three fourths done.
“Reo would be such a pretty bride,” Nagi hums.
BLTV chat explodes. The speculation about whether or not Kunigami and Chigiri are a couple is drowned out by the suggestion that Reo and Nagi might get married . Nagi smiles and flashes a peace sign at his camera as more sub messages (accompanied by Choki art for each one, thanks to whatever BLTV employee was assigned this new task) show on the screen.
“I’d be a groom,” Reo corrects. It’s a wonder he can even keep his character at her task by the way he stares at Nagi offscreen.
“Reo wouldn’t be my wife?” Nagi pouts again. There’s an uproar in his chat and the BLTV mods have to temporarily mute some of the members for how they spam WIFEGUY NAGI and NAGIREO IS REAL .
Both leave Nagi smiling and nodding at his camera.
“Aw, you don’t want to be Nagi’s wife?” Chigiri teases. His character is back at the dresser, sorting through the outfits in search of a wedding gown.
Though he glares at his camera when he catches someone saying he’s doing so in chat.
“You kind of already are,” Kunigami adds. “Don’t you even feed him? And carry him around? Hyoma says you two even share a bed in the dorms.”
“ Hyoma says that, huh?” Reo’s eyes narrow. Uh oh. Nagi knows that look. It’s the same one that comes before Reo talks shit during a match.
There’s a pop-up alering Nagi that the mods had to ban the term there’s only one bed too.
Kunigami ignores the question as his character works hard at searching for keys in the remains of the guards outside the castle. The gate is still locked after all and Nagi’s busy finishing off the rest of the enemies protecting it.
“I remember two people in this stream that aren’t Nagi and I sharing a shower when the three of us were on a team.” Reo finishes with the runes and a message flashes on screen announcing that the barracks are now locked and reinforcements are cut off for the castle guards.
“I didn’t know you and Nagi showered together, Rensuke,” Chigiri says with a wry grin. That’s not what Reo meant; there’s a hint of color to Chigiri’s cheeks but he’s redirecting his own embarrassment towards worsening Kunigami’s.
It works. Kunigami can’t form words; he stares at his screen, not daring to look at his camera, as his features flush.
“I only shower with Reo,” Nagi interrupts. “My wife washes my hair and it feels so nice.”
“Since when am I your wife?” Reo squawks. “We haven’t even finished the game yet!”
It’s too late for deflection. Chat is a mess beyond saving; the mods are overworked with this stream and Nagi almost feels bad—but not bad enough to be quiet.
“When we move to England you really could be my wife,” Nagi says as plainly as if he’s commenting on the progress of the game. His character picks up the keys Kunigami dropped and he opens the castle gates. “Men can get married there. I checked.”
If chat was bad a moment ago it’s a near incomprehensible scroll now. What he can catch is largely screaming about knowing they were together and how they’re in love. Of course they are. He’s loved Reo since well before Blue Lock—it just took their separation to make him realize it.
“Sounds like you’re not the only one that does research, Reo.” Kunigami recovers enough to try and do some teasing of his own. Teasing that pulls a little laugh from Chigiri—which only eggs Kunigami on more. Whatever Chigiri did for Kunigami’s health it must’ve been very effective since he’s far more talkative than he has been in months. “I think it’s legal in Germany too, Hyoma. But we could always get married in England if you want a double wedding in real life too.”
Chigiri’s eyes go comically wide. On the screen his princess avatar applies makeup in the dressing table mirror—another music note and another beauty point counter goes off over her head—but he stares at the screen in horror.
“Rensuke, you can’t propose to me on Nagi’s stream!”
That turns the tables; Kunigami chokes on the sip of water he’d taken and he coughs hard to clear his throat. “I wasn’t proposing! It was a joke!”
“It was a joke of a proposal! When you do, I expect something…something romantic!” Chigiri almost sounds worried.
Reo and Nagi exchange a look in real life; Reo mouths When? ’ to the camera after and leans over to read chat on Nagi’s screen. The deluge of KUNIGIRI REAL??? sets him off and he hides his face against Nagi’s shoulder to try and quiet his laughter.
The peace Reo finds there is short lived; Nagi presses his lips against Reo’s hair as on screen his character ascends the final steps to the chamber the princesses are locked in. Kunigami’s knight follows at his heels; there’s only a few minutes left and there’s a dragon to fight right outside the doors. The final boss, Heartsbane, awaits them and all the efforts of the princesses in the tower have helped to debuff him.
It’s a good thing the rest of the battle is wholly on the hero team; Reo is too busy staring at Nagi to be of any use in the game.
Their banter quiets down as Nagi and Kunigami work to slay the dragon. Chigiri huffs once, cycling through his character’s hairstyle options as he distracts himself from the way Kunigami could only stare at him after his proposal demands. There aren’t many to choose from but selecting the one that the game registers as coordinating with his chosen outfit earns him yet another beauty point.
Despite the debuffs, the rescuer team has to work hard to defeat their foe. Thankfully Nagi is excellent at games and manages to save the situation as Kunigami barely pays attention. His eyes keep flitting to the side of his screen, where he has chat up as well, and his cheeks are as red as the pixel blood that comically gushes from the dragon’s neck after its slain.
After that the game is almost all cutscenes. The rescuers rush in, each to their respective princesses they chose at the start. There’s only a single option left: the rescuers go down on one knee and the princesses can hit Y or N to accept.
Both Reo and Chigiri act faster than they have all game to smash the Y key. The screen goes black and the game loads a scene of the wedding—just as Nagi said it would be courtesy of his research. And, as their pixelated characters turn and kiss, Nagi tucks his fingers under Reo’s chin.
“Wife,” he says in a soft voice before life imitates pixel art and he brushes his lips against Reo’s in the softest of kisses.
With the stream still going.
Ego said he wanted them to put on a good show for the audience, but this one might break BLTV itself for how wild chat goes to see confirmation of what they all suspected since well before the first fan Q&A. Nagi, his lips still grazing the softness that is Reo’s, doesn’t care about the audience. That Reo slips his hand onto his cheek as they kiss, whispering ‘husband’ too quiet for their mics after, is more important than chat or the victory point screen that follows the wedding cutscene.
PrincessQuest Final Rankings:
#1 Princess Panther
#2 Prince of Games
#3 Princess Purpleon
#4 Knightigami
The final screen displays a cheery Happily Ever After above their ranks. At the bottom of the screen their sprites hold hands with their respective partners and seem to be cheering. And while Nagi and Reo might be too busy celebrating their own victory, Chigiri grins ear to ear at his.
Though there’s only a second of his preening to be seen on stream.
The mods cut it quickly after the kiss and Chigiri kills his video feed and disconnects when they do. He’s seen enough of Reo and Nagi being affectionate–and beyond—to last him a lifetime. A front row for their impromptu cam show is the last thing he wants today. Moments later, as he’s shutting down his computer, the door to his bedroom opens and the player in fourth place leans against the frame.
“How the hell did you get first?” Kunigami glowers. Coming in dead last irks him and Chigiri smiles as he slips from his chair. His hair is partially braided much as it is for their matches and he rests a hand on Kunigami’s chest.
Things have been rocky since Wild Card, but the best things in life are worth fighting for. They’ll never be the people they were before, but this new Kunigami is no less worthy of love than he was before. And if what Kunigami went through is his dragon, Chigiri is ready to slay it.
“Reo isn’t the only one that does his research,” Chigiri smiles. “Princesses get bonus victory points based on their beauty score.”
Kunigami blinks, one corner of his mouth lifting in something that could almost be called a smile. “So you were actually doing something besides brushing your hair all game.”
“I was,” Chigiri tugs on the tee shirt Kunigami wears to pull him closer. He doesn’t come as quickly as he once would have, but Chigiri is content to wait. If he has to wait his whole life for Kunigami to break free of his own tower he’ll be there when he does.
“Does winning come with a prize?” Kunigami lofts a brow as Chigiri dips a hand into the spikey fluff of his hair.
“You asked me to marry you, don’t you remember?” Chigiri teases and there’s that red in Kunigami’s cheeks again. He makes no mention of it. “But I’d settle for a kiss for more than my avatar too.”
There’s a quiet sound, almost a laugh, and Kunigami closes the gap between them. The kiss is brief, just a light brush of their lips, but it’s progress. And Chigiri is hellbent on being number one in more than that silly game and Blue Lock.
He’ll be ranked #1 in Kunigami’s heart no matter how many monsters he must slay to get there.