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Isaya woke up to the sound of a loud clash outside his McHome. He made his way to the McWindow that was placed by his bed to see his McTrashcan had been knocked over. He scanned the McSidewalk and a shiver ran down his McSpine as he saw the McBack of a McMan sitting on a McBench. He scanned the McMan and took note of his orange McHair, with his pale McSkin being hidden by his McMustard yellow and McKetchup red McClown Suit.
Isaya stumbled back, causing him to trip over a small McMagic 8-Ball, sending him to the floor with a loud thump. It wasn't until he fell that he realized there were sounds McDownstairs, and the only reason he noticed was because the noise had completely stopped. Isaya got back on his McFeet and went to his McDoor, locking it as he started searching his McRoom for a McWeapon to defend himself. He sat in front of the McDoor for what felt like hours, always looking over to the McWindow to make sure the McMan hadn’t gotten onto the McPorch’s McRoof to peek into the McRoom. Isaya remained in the McCorner until he finally heard something… McFootsteps. Isaya raised his McWeapon, which was a simple McMetal Bar from his McCloset, in a fighting stance as the McFootsteps grew louder until it finally reached the Mcdoor where the unknown McMonster sat on the other McSide.
Isaya stood fully and slowly crept to the McDoor to be in close range to attack. It stayed silent once more before the McDoor was busted down in a single McKick, showing another McMan with McSalt white, and McPepper black striped McShirt. He wore a McMask over his McFace as he slowly stalked towards Isaya. As the McMan got closer, Isaya started shaking until he swung his McWeapon, striking the McMan in the McHead; knocking him down as Isaya ran McDownstairs to grab a McPhone to call the McPolice. As he put in the McNumber he heard a McSound behind him and turned to see more McBurglers. The one wore a McDuck Mask, as the one beside them was wearing an unknown McMask of a McAlien, or McBlob McMonster. Isaya backed up slowly until his McBack ran into a McObject that wasn’t there before. Isaya quickly turned to see the McMan who was on the McBench, his pale McFace having simple McClown Makeup over it. Isaya backed again as the 2 McMasked McBurglers grabbed his McArms. The McClown in front of them McHummed a McTune as it McStepped closer, smiling to show its crooked McTeeth, and it suddenly McLunged at Isaya, causing him to wake up in his McBed. He quickly scanned his McRoom, with McSweat running down his McBody as he noticed 1 thing he never had in his McRoom before; a McBox, open with a McBurger inside.
Isaya walked over to it and read the McBox “Big Mac”. He saw the 3 Golden arches on the McBox and simply McHummed “Ba-da-ba da-da.” as he stared at the McBox’s only other McText “I’m Lovin’ It.”.