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Naruto added Sasuke, Sakura and 9 others to a group chat.
Naruto changed the chat names to 11 Bitches Plus Naruto Your Ruler.
18:37
Sasuke: You idiot, we told you not to do this
Sakura: NARUTO DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS WE ARE TOTALLY DONE FOR
Kiba: WOAH WE GETTING IN HDHDHD!! BUT IT'S ME WHO WILL BE YOUR RULER. GIVE ME ADMIN RIGHTS!!!!!!!
Hinata: Well Naruto, I think this is a great idea. We can all bond as a group.
Ino: oh hina u sweet baby, ur soul so sweet and innocent i dont think u understand
Hinata: Pardon?
Neji: For fucksake, someone plaese shoot me in the head.
Shika: plaese
Choji: plaese
Lee: plaese
Tenten: plaese
Ino: plaese
Sasuke: plaese
Sakura: plaese
Naruro: plaese
Choji: plaese
Kiba: plaese
Neji: FUCK NO
I AM DONE.
Naruto: DESERVED!
DO NOT TWEET ABOUT OUR SACRED GC AGAIN!
Nejay, Hina
18:53
Nejay: Can you check over my essay?
Hina: Say plaese.
19:09
Hina: WAIT! Neji I’m sorry. I will help you
Nejay: Yeah that’s what I thought…
Do not ridicule me.
11 Bitches Plus Naruto Your Ruler.
03:34
Naruto: helaur???
Sasuke: NO
SHUT UP
GET OUT
LEAVE
Shino: no literally what the fuck
Neji: I would recommend sedation for you, Naruto.
Kiba: lil pussy is scared bc we had a horror movie marathon
He is talking about ‘lets watch horror movies trust me i wont be scared’ OH REALLY
Naruro: WHY ARE YOU LYING ON MY NAME???
UR THE PUSSY ASS BITCH WHOS SCARED OF THIS SHIT AND NOW I GOTTA BABYSIT UR ASS N MAKE SURE U DONT DO SOME CLEANSE IN OUR HOUSE
Ino: oh how the turn tables kiba…did u really think you would get away with lying
but dont worry about the scary things im in-between your walls scratching for an escape
Kiba: wh
Naruto: now look what youve done Ino
Ino: night night bitches u all need ur beauty sleep
Shika: WHO TF IS SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT???
Shino: scroll up honey
(message deleted)
Shika: honey???
HELLO honey??? ANSWE UR FUCKING MESSGAWS
Drag That Ass
Shika: *honeyscreenshot*
GUYS WHAT
Ino: OH?? MY SHIP
Choji: Someone is in loveeeee
Shika: YES BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Shika: yall are so fake, die in a ditch.
Ino: i cannot stand fake shit
Shika: I am down bad u know.
Choji: You said it. Own it.
Ino: i believe it
Choji: I actually stink u know.
11 Bitches Plus Naruto Your Ruler.
06:30
Lee: WHAT AN AMAZING MORNING
GOOD MORNING
HELLO
GUYS???
Tenten: Lee…just please don’t
Sakura: Aww Ten don’t be mean there is nothing wrong with being a morning person
Ino: shut ur ass sakura nothing special about morning
Sakura: DONT GET PISSY WITH ME GET YOUR ASS READY FOR CLASS
Lee: Ladies please no fighting
Just do it for me.
Ino: im done.
Tenten: Girl said it like she’s working in an office LOL
11:38
Naruto: Hey guys I just had the best sleep of my life anyways how was yalls day
Sasuke: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???
Naruto: umm my room??? my bed??? why???
Neji: Idiot overslept didn’t he.
Naruto: What?? It’s Saturday I like to relax
Sasuke: OH MY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IT’S FRIDAY WE STILL HAVE CLASSES TODAY
Naruto: Well you know um- the thing is- SEE YA
16:30
Choji: Hey guys, let's go hotpot tonight.
Shino: NO
Shika: AYO MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT
Choji: You man are just haters
Naruto: hey guys i have a crush
Sakura: It’s always a crush
Sasuke: and never a job.
Neji: No one cares Naruto.
Are we eating out or not?
Ino: i care… whos ur crush naruto?
Naruto: Im really thirsty.
Choji: YES WE FUCKING ARE!!
Meet up at the car park for a surprise hehe
Sasuke: Just type like a normal person.
Kiba: Shut the hell up Sasuke u type like ur writing an essay
Ino: that was rude kiba
how do u think sasuke will feel
Kiba: I DONT CARE HE STARTED IT
Sasuke: Oh?
Sakura: My?
Naruto: God?
Tenten: Fucking braincells
Kiba: NO WAIT
Choji: Okay stfu now we are leaving hehe
Neji: Naruto inform Sai that we are going.
Also tell him to get a new fucking phone
Lee: Oh?
Tenten: Yeah I see it.
Two Idiots And Princess Hina
Kiba: Guys?
Was I being mean to Sasuke?
Shino: Yeah <3
Hina: Well, he is the love of your life…and you called him out in the groupchat
Kiba: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
Shino: Don’t you dare talk to the Princess like that.
Apologise right now.
Kiba: Or else what?
Kiba: NO WAIT IM SORRY HINA
SHINO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PUT A SPIDER ON MY SHOULDER
Hina: Apology accepted Kiba, pining over someone you cannot get can be depressing.
Shino: HA.
B r a i n c e l s
Naruto: WHO TF TOLD TENTEN OUR GC NAME??
Sakura: It doesn’t matter
Sasuke: I Am Going To Die.
Sakura: Stop being dramatic.
Naruto: Yeah Sasuke it’s really not a big deal
Sasuke: No, but it is.
Do I really type too formally?
Naruto: Yes… you type like the italics font
Sakura: Sasuke you can do so much better
Find another guy to thirst over
Sasuke: No?
Sakura: Oh come on… he looks both ways when crossing a one way road.
Naruro: Aint nothing wrong with that tbh
Sasuke: ENOUGH.
11 Bitches Plus Naruto Your Ruler.
21:36
Shino: Choji put a review of the restaurant on Google.
Ino: AGAIN.
Hina: Is this a normal occurrence?
Shika: sadly…
Shino: ‘Food is okay - pretty cheap aswell. One staff member was rude as I made a small mistake on my order and she responded to me in a childish manner. I'll give the staff a 1/5. Banning me but not my friends was a very petty move.’’
Naruto: THATS SO MEAN THE STAFF WERE SO NICE ??
Choji: No they weren't…they wanted arguments left right and centre.
Tenten: ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERE SO RUDE TO THEM. THEY DIDNT BAN ALL OF US JUST YOU.
Choji: Don’t act like you weren’t going to fight that blonde girl and those two guys just for eating. Yes we all saw the sexual tension.
Lee: AHH TENTEN HAS A CHILDHOOD ENEMY
Ino: omg is that why you were so angry the whole dinner
Neji: Yes, the girl, Temari would always one up Tenten
Sakura: YUMMY. ACADEMIC RIVALS.
(message deleted)
Ino: enemies to lovers
(message deleted)
Tenten: WHAT DID U DELETE??
Lee: Do not worry Ten
Tenten: What did you do?
Lee: Hey Naruto, could you give me admin rights please <3
Tenten: NARUTO IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU
Shika: aha makes sense why Lee, Sai and Naruto were in the ’bathroom‘ for a while
Naruto: Don’t worry Lee I’ve got this
Neji: Oh
Naruto: Nah we are just playing around Ten
We wouldn’t do anything like that
Tenten: I don’t feel well.
Ino: wait who are the two guys temari was with?
Lee: those are her brothers, the red haired is Gaara.
Choji: What about the brunette…
Lee: Kankurou
Ino: now why would lee only mention the emo…
Ten, Shika
16:37
Ten: Hey let’s go to Costco
Shika: NO LEAVE ME ALONE
Ten: I’m in front of your house open your door
Shika: WTF
Wait I can’t see you
Ten: Look to the left
Shika: I still can‘t see you
Ten: HA IM JOKING YOU MUSTVE LOOKED STUPID LOOKING AROUND FOR NO ONE
Shika: DIE
Ten: I’ll be there in five mins. Be Ready.
19:25
Ten: Please don't tell anyone what happened today
Shika: dont worry u have my word
11 Bitches Plus Naruto Your Ruler
19:28
Shika: you’ll never guess who we saw at costco
Tenten: YOU SAID U WOULDNT TELL ANYONE
Ino: HUSH TEN. TEA??
Shika: so ten and i were in costco shopping and she decides she wants to try the free samples
Kiba: go on.
Tenten: STOP IT.
Shika: as i was saying
she was eating a kebab sample and we see temari
Choji: Mhm kebabs
Shika: as soon as i say kebabs here comes choji
youre so nasty
Ino: OH OH OH
Shika: so they both stop and have a staring contest then temari fucking winks at her
Sakura: Woah
Shika: someone help ten get that shit out her throat.
bitch keeps making noises in the middle of costco.
we are gonna get kicked out.
Ino: SCOLDING HOT
Neji: This..this is better than I thought.
Tenten: Oh you really wanna go there Neji? I know everything.
Lee: YES TENTEN HAS A GIRLFRIEND
Hina: Wow Ten, you gained a win today for once
I am so proud of you
Tenten: SHIKA WHY WOULD YOU DO ME DIRTY
Shika: that prank you pulled earlier really fucking hurt me.
GOOD MORNING FLOWERS
Neji: To be honest Ten
You did deserve that
Lee: Don’t say that Neji
Tenten: FOR ONCE I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG
Lee: It’s okay to have a crush on Temari
Tenten: Oh really, I saw the way you were looking at Gaara
Neji: How about the way he smiles at his phone
Lee: Hey this conversation isn’t about me, it’s about Tenten
Tenten: IM DONE.
Neji: Oh? Office job?