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One day in the manor, Kurt woke up in dr.Dyers office. He didn’t remember much, but considering his abnormally painful headache he assumed he got his ass beat by one of the annoying ass hunters that this manor has for some reason.
‘Are you alright?’ Dyer asked
Kurt blinked.
‘I think I am?’ he answered.
He didn’t know if he had an injury, maybe his leg was cut off or something. Kurt remembered one time when he was still in the jungle, his leg was bitten off by a bear-cheetah hybrid, but he felt no pain… since then he always believed that having a limb cut off did not hurt, at all. Which is actually correct since all of your nerves get destroyed, so you don’t feel pain.
Anyways his leg grew back during the few months he got out of the jungle, but the memory will forever stay in his mind…
‘Are you like, dizzy or anything?’ Dyer asked again.
Kurt shook his head. Dyer looked awkward and it seemed like she didn’t know what to do, Kurt didn’t blame her. Afterall she’s not even a real doctor, her only form of medical school was ripping things out of a monkey's uterus, and even after that she failed to do it to real human beings.
‘Alrighty then… I suppose you can go now.’
Kurt sat on the bed, he only then realized he was wearing his famous Alice costume. He looked at it with great admiration.
‘Are you alright…?’ Emily asked again in her usual British accent.
Kurt looked at his sleeves and answered:’Fancy.’
Emily looked at him for a second before nodding. ‘Alright. You may go now Mr Frank.’
‘Right!’ Kurt answered. ‘I promised Emma I'd be in the garden by now, I think… What time is it?’
Emily looked at the clock that was placed on a random place on a random wall. Kurt could just check the time himself, but he already asked.
‘It’s 2 o’ clock.’ Emily said.
‘Great! I still have half an hour,’ Kurt answered. ‘I think I'll go early.’
Emily nodded at him. ‘Good for you.’
‘Could I have some painkillers before I go?’ Kurt asked before leaving.
‘I’m out.’ Emily answered.
‘Bummer’ Kurt said.
Emily made a judgy face. She did not like the word bummer.
Neither did Kurt, he just likes to use it around people that don’t like it.
And with that Kurt walked out of Miss Dyers crappy “infirmary”. Before Ada came to the manor, Emily's “infirmary” sucked. It’s sucked ass. It was so goddamn crappy. Emily was so awkward, Kurt didn’t understand how she could even call herself a doctor.
Ada’s arrival didn’t change a lot. But now whenever Mike the gay acrobat sets off a bomb which triggers both Nortons and Naibs ptsd, Ada can help them calm down with her fancy psychology tricks and hypnosis. Which should be fine, if it wasn’t for her stupid dog that kept getting jealous. Emil would literally sob whenever Ada even looked at another man. And well, if Kurt was Ada, he’d fuck every man in this manor just to piss Emil off.
But oh well. Sometimes Emil was fun to be around.
Anyways Kurt walked to the garden of the manor. He liked that part the most. The big tree in there reminded him of the tree that kept talking to him and that told him stories.
When he entered he was met with plants. And flowers. Also a lot of bees.
Stupid fucking bees Kurt thought. He really hated bees. But that bitch Melly loved them. And Emma didn’t mind them. So there were bees in the garden.
Kurt sat down.
He thought about life.
But then he heard something in the bushes.
Kurt walked towards it.
'Hello?' he said
A white fluffy thing burst out of the bushes and jumped into a hole. Kurt jumped. He needed to follow it! Thankfully the white fluffy thing's ass was so big and plump that it got trapped into the hole. Also, that white fluffy thing was probably a bunny, because of the weird tail it had. Kurt grabbed his tail right before the bunny finally fell into the hole. The bunny fell… And so did Kurt.