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SEVENTEEN’S SUPER GC
Jun added 12 members to the chat
Jun: Quick. Which of you can drive rn?
Seungcheol: Before I answer that question I need to know why you need a driver.
Jeonghan: ^ what he said
Jun: It’s an emergency
Mingyu: @Wonwoo can drive.
Wonwoo: Shh Mingyu why’d you tell him that!
Mingyu: Sorry hyung 🥺 I just wanted to help
Jun: GUYS
Jun: IT’S AN EMERGENCY
Minghao: No it’s not, stop panicking.
Mingyu: Hao can drive, he’ll help you.
Minghao: umm … 👀
Jun: That’s kind of the problem … We’re in the hospital, we need a lift home, he can’t drive.
Soonyoung: OH NO YOU GUYS ARE HURT? WHAT’S WRONG? WHAT HAPPENED? IS THERE TONNES OF BLOOD.
Jisoo: Took you long enough to respond Tiger Boy
Hansol: You’re one to talk.
Jisoo: This ^ is literally your first response in this chat.
Seungkwan: I could call a taxi if it would help!
Chan: Why would you do that? Taxis are expensive and there are enough people here that can drive.
Seokmin: Are you volunteering @Chan?
Jeonghan: No way, Mingyu taught him to drive, I’d pick Hao up myself before letting either of you klutz's behind the wheel.
Mingyu: 🥺
Chan: 😭
Jeonghan: I’ll get them.
Seungcheol: You can’t drive.
Jeonghan: You think that will stop me?
Seungcheol: The only vehicle you should be driving is in Mario Kart
Jeonghan: How dare you!
Seungcheol changed Jeonghan’s name to Toad
Toad: This is slander, I’m obviously Princess Peach.
Jun: SOMEONE HELP
Minghao: Ignore him, we can walk. Seriously Jun, calm down.
Seungcheol: Stay put, I’m omw.
Jun: Thanks hyung 🥰
Minghao: Thank you hyung.
Mingyu: So what happened?
Minghao: wdym?
Mingyu: Why the hell are you two in the hospital?
Jun: Hao broke his arm
Minghao: It’s only a fracture, and it’s my collarbone not my arm. Don’t worry, it’ll be fine in a few weeks.
Soonyoung: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Jun: masterbating 😜
Minghao: NO!
Seokmin: sdfjkdlkjfskldjfsdfji
Seungkwan: Why were you there Jun?
Jun: huh?
Seungkwan: You went with him to the hospital, so you were there when he got hurt right? What were you doing?
Seokmin: Wait hold on one second.
Seokmin changed Minghao’s name to One-Armed Wanker
Seokmin: Okay. Continue.
One-Armed Wanker: Sleep with one eye open Seokmin
Seokmin changed One-Armed Wanker’s name to Minghao
Toad changed Seokmin’s name to Dead Man Walking
Jisoo: Care to explain what actually happened?
Minghao: Nah. Don’t think I will.
Hansol: Now look what you did Seokmin!
Dead Man Walking: ME?! Why me?
Hansol: You changed his name to that .
Dead Man Walking: It was a j o k e
Mingyu: Now we’ll never know what happened 😔
Minghao: Maybe I’ll tell you Gyu
Mingyu: Really? 🤩
Minghao: Eh, I’ll think about it. Don’t hold your breath.
Seungkwan: Cold 🥶
Jihoon: Wtf is this?
Soonyoung: JIHOOOOON!! Hi!!!!
Dead Man Walking: Minghao broke his arm wanking. Jun’s trying to find a lift home.
Jihoon: Sure he did /s
Jun: He really did break his arm though
Minghao: *clavicle
Jun: Same thing
Minghao: No they aren’t
Jun: Is your leg in a brace?
Minghao: No
Jun: Exactly. It’s your arm.
Minghao: It really isn’t
Toad: Can you guys save your couple arguments for a private chat?
Minghao: We’re not a couple.
Toad: Keep telling yourself that.
Jihoon: Who’s Toad?
Toad: Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Toad changed his name to Jeonghan
Jeonghan: Seokmin you little shit, you better sleep with BOTH eyes open
Jun: I can do that!
Minghao: We know -__-
Chan: I didn’t know that!
Hansol: Me neither.
Seungkwan: You’ve seen Jun asleep?
Jeonghan: Really beating out those dating rumours, Hao.
Soonyoung: He’s my roommate and I didn’t even notice that!
Jihoon: When do you ever notice anything?
Soonyoung: 😔
Dead Man Walking: You made him sad 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Jihoon: What? It’s true.
Wonwoo: Did anyone else here know that Jun sleeps with his eyes open?
Mingyu: Nope
Jisoo: Nu-uh
Minghao: He slept the whole train ride from Busan to Seoul like this 👁___👁
Wonwoo: I didn’t notice tbh
Dead Man Walking: You just couldn’t take your eyes off him could you Hao? 😘
Minghao: Shut.
Jun: Don’t you mean like this 👁👄👁?
Minghao: No.
Jun: 👁 n 👁
Seungcheol: Are you guys ready? I’m parked outside.
Minghao: Coming, hyung!
Jun: See you guys soon!