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Part 2 of Incorrect Quotes collection
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Star Wars Episode 2.5: The Incorrect Quotes.

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A buch of Incorrect quotes, cross posted with my Tumbler account.

 

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Chapter 1: Plo Koon & Wolffe

Chapter Text

Wolffe, at 79's: Hey, hey cut the music!

Wolffe: Someone left an ice cub on the ground and General Koon stepped in it, causing his sock to get wet. Which one of you is going to die?

 

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Plo Koon: Really Wolfee it's okay. I can get a new pair of socks.

Wolffe: No General. Someone has to pay, they where your 'Galaxey's Greatist Buir socks'. They are irraplacable and someone idiot got them wet.

Plo: There is no way of stoping you is there?

Wolffe, alreay loading his gun: No there isn't.