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[The siblings are now gathered at Lisa and Lily's room.]
Lisa: "Siblings, I figured out a way to save our collective gluteus maximi. A while back, I unlocked the secret of time travel. I swore to never use it again, but desperate times call for desperate measures. My plan is simple: I'll travel back to the day of Mom and Dad's wedding. There, I'll prevent our parental units from ever receiving the vase. In layman's terms, no vase, no grounding. Any questions?"
Lynn: [raises hand] "Yeah... I've got one, brainbox. Won't removing the vase affect the fabric of the space-time continuum?"
Lisa: [blinking] "Actually, that is a highly perceptive question."
Lynn: [nudges Lola] "Eh?"
Lisa: "And I am stunned, quite frankly, it came out of your mouth." [Lola nudges Lynn while giggling] "But don't worry, I have done the requisite calculations. I found that swapping the vase with another gift -- in this case, a mundane, gently used toaster -- would have the least impact on the space-time continuum."
Lisa's Siblings: "Oooooh."
Lola: "Dibs on going back in time with Lisa!"
Lincoln: Lisa get the pods ready! Ash, Mirabel and I are doing this because we have experience!
[The siblings all argue amongst each other]
Lisa: [clears throat] "I can't risk something going wrong at the wedding. That's why I shall be going alone! You are all far too reckless to bring along."
Lynn: "Hey, who you calling reckless?"
[A chemical explodes. An ash-faced Lana is revealed to be holding a beaker, chuckling nervously.]
Lisa: "And I rest my case. You can, of course, all watch the launch. I just need a few minutes to construct the time machine. I'll be in the garage." [leaves]
[Later, Lisa's siblings approach the garage with noise in the background. It starts to open as smoke billows.]
Lisa: "Behold!" [it turns out the garage door is stuck] "Aw, dang it. The door is stuck. Everyone, just crawl under... Ding-dang door ruining my reveal..." [scoffs]
[The siblings crawl under the garage]
Leni: "So where's the time machine?"
Lisa: "You're lookin' at it! Wait, Lincoln no….
[The screen reveals Ash and Mirabel have entered the universe]
Lincoln: I just wanted them to see..
[It turns out she's hot-wired Vanzilla as a time machine.]
Lincoln: "You built a time machine? Out of Vanzilla? In seven minutes?"
Lisa: "Well, it's not like it was hard." [showcases the additions she added to Vanzilla] "All I needed was an alkaline-coated crankshaft and some plutonium. Mm-hmm."
[She rips off her shirt and pants to reveal a tuxedo. The siblings gasp.]
Lola: "You even had time to get a tux?!"
Lisa: [nods] "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a wedding to attend."
[Todd puts her in the drivers' seat of Vanzilla.]
Todd: "GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND." [puts the toaster wrapped in a gift box in the passenger
seat] "AND FAREWELL TO YOU, MUNDANE TOASTER."
[Lisa inputs some buttons and pulls the gear shift.]
Lisa: "All systems go!"
[She backs out, leaving a hole in the garage before entering a wormhole.]
[In the wormhole, Lisa screams as she travels back through time. She emerges on the other side on the day of the parents' wedding, right in front of a younger Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle, who drop their gift.]
Young Mrs. Gurdle: [rubs her glasses] "Is it just me, or did that van appear out of thin air?"
[Mr. Gurdle nods.]
Lisa: "Ah, another scientific success without a hiccup." [Suddenly someone hiccups, resulting in Lisa getting kale juice on her.] "AH! What was that?!"
[Leni is on the very back seat, holding kale juice.]
Leni: "Um, nothing. No one here hiccupped green juice out of their nose." [sighs in relief as she talks to someone] "Phew! That was a close one, huh?"
[Lily and Lori peek out from the back seats and glare at her.]
Lily: [sighs] "Dang it, Leni..."
[The rest of the siblings emerge, sheepishly grinning.]
Lisa: [shocked] "How in Galileo's micrometer did you get here?!"
Lincoln: "We snuck in the back seat when you weren't looking. You have terrible peripheral vision."
Lana: "We wanna help you with the mission!"
Lola: "And I'm not one to miss a party."
Lisa: "Fine... Since you're here, you can help me find the vase. But remember, it's crucial that we get it, swap it, and get out without being seen. Let's roll!"
[Ash rolls away]
Mirabel: Ash she, you know what whatever.