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"You only get ten minutes!" Evil Morty shouted.
"Fuck!" Rick said. "The fuck am I supposed to do in ten minutes?"
"Monologue!" Morty demanded.
"Ugh," Rick said. "Fine! Fuck!"
"Fuck yeah," Morty said.
"Song?" Rick said.
"My Chemical Romance!" Morty shouted.
"When I was a young dick," Rick started rapping. "My godamn padre was a prick."
"Fuck yeah," Morty said.
"He was born in Mexico, bitch," Rick said.
"Fuck the Sanchez's!" Morty shouted.
"Yeah!" Rick said. "And fuck the police!"
"Fuck 'em!" Morty screamed.