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"I'm never going on another quest," Loki insisted.
"We will wait patiently, brother," Thor said. "You will enjoy the next quest better than the last?"
"No, I will not!" Loki said. "I really mean it! I will not quest with you and your foolish warriors!"
Thor smirked. "You always say that, Loki."
But this time, Loki was determined to prove himself an honest man.
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- Part 5 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect by andtheny
Fandoms: Norse Religion & Lore, Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2025
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"If you're a good gladiator bot," Loki said. "I'll be a good sex bot and I'll reward my Gladiator by, uh, I'll reward you with... damn. Are you straight? This is killing me! Please tell me you're bisexual?"
"Hmm," Thor said. "I don't understand your question."
"Did they even give you a phallus?!" Loki said, incredulously. "Please tell me you aren't a cyborg that was built without a phallus!"
"A phallus?" Thor said.
"Nevermind!" Loki said, hastily. "Nevermind!"
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- Part 2 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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Erwin Schrödinger's Sānctus Loki by andtheny
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Feb 2025
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This Thor variant was from 1887. He was much younger than the brother that Loki was used to bickering with.
I'll need to be more polite, Loki thought. If Thor loses his temper, he might injure some of the humans.
He was relieved to know that the Scarlet Witch had gifted them an isolated cabin in the woods. There weren't any humans around to bother them. There was nothing but trees, animals, and a large lake.
This will be our home, Loki thought. It'll do for now. We'll find a better home when we can, but for now this will do well enough.
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- Part 4 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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The Daily Prophet by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny for andtheny
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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The death of Harry Potter was a cinematic masterpiece.
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- Part 1 of Beaufoy is a problem solver
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Lady Loki (All Along) by andtheny
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
23 Jan 2025
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"You must return to Old Asgard, Thor!" Loki shouted. "I have restored the planet Odin once built to its former glory!"
"Pardon?!" Thor said, blinking in confusion. "How did you restore it?"
"With magic, you bloody fool!" Loki said, angrily. "The magic of your bloodline, hmm? I need the rightful blood heir to take his throne or so help me, I will never forgive you! I will disappear into a permanent death and never return, thunderer!"
Thor gasped.
"Don't leave, Loki!" Thor yelled, furiously. "I'll come away with you! I'll sit on any throne you place before me! If only my brother will rule by my side, I would sit on a hundred thrones! With my brother! I will not sit without him!"
"Aye!" Loki shrieked. "Make me your queen!"
Thor frowned. "My queen? Is a man permissible as a queen, Loki? I thought it was forbidden?"
Impatiently, Loki snapped his fingers and transformed himself into a woman.
Thor blushed.
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- Part 3 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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Hawtrey Hallow by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandom Hawtrey Hallow Universe, Original Work, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 Jan 2025
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The death of Diego Hargreeves was a cinematic masterpiece.
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Ferris is a Problem Solver by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandom Hawtrey Hallow Universe, Original Work, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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Märchen Dragon is a problem solver by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandom Doctor Strange (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV)
16 Feb 2025
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"You're a liar," Loki hissed, stepping close with a knife shoved under the witch's chin. "You're clearly a mortal woman. You weren't even alive when I was born!"
The Scarlet Witch didn't flinch away from the knife. Instead, she allowed him to prick her skin. A drop of blood fell upon his blade and seemed to glow with scarlet light.
"I'm a skilled world walker," the Scarlet Witch said, with a serene smile. "I freely travel through time and space. I've seen every sun in the nine realms. I've ventured on every planet. I've seen the beginning of time and I've seen the ending of time. I've seen the time loop that cradles the sacred timeline like a snake eating its own head. I know you as Loki of Asgard, but I also know you as Xodó Cerny who was born in Paris, France. I know you as Loki of Asgard, but I also know you as Loki Helasdottir. I know you as Loki of Asgard, but I also know you as Gelid Cozen Hawtrey of Jötunheimr. I know you as Loki of Asgard, but I also know you as The Lost Djinn Consort of Muspelheim."
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Beaufoy is a problem solver by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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- 131,097
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Looks like Rain by andtheny (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jul 2023
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"First of all," Wednesday said. "This isn't a poem. It's a novel."
"Oh," Enid said, looking disappointed.
"Secondly," Wednesday said. "You're obviously... not my target audience."
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It means you won't like it," Wednesday said.
"I might love it!" Enid said. "You don't know that I won't love it!"
"Do you love crime thriller mysteries with assassins and time travelers?"
Enid frowned.
"That's what I thought," Wednesday said.
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- Part 1 of Found Family
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A man child is a male over the age of 25 who still lives, or desires to live, like a juvenile.
Many man-children are not gainfully employed and survive off the financial support of their enabling parents.
See also NEETs
When a man child can no longer depend on his parents for support, he will often look to replace them with his romantic relationships.
And no. It is not healthy.
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When Connor dies during their investigation Hank is more than a little upset.
Then the kid rises from the goddamn dead and Hank is pissed. He feels stupid. And cheated, somehow.
Yet he finds himself softening towards the new Connor, the same way he did for the last.
Is he an idiot? Getting sentimental in his old age? He never thought an android could re-awaken his parental urges, but here they are.
And here he is, tempted to take the boy to the freaking park. Let's walk the dog, he thought, and just forget all about those pesky deviants.
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- Part 1 of Reincarnate
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Kira by andtheny (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Apr 2020
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A string of murders brings the heroes attention to the biggest villain since All for One. Because the cause of death for each victim is a chemically induced heart attack with no signs of struggle the media has dubbed the killer "Kira" after a popular manga's anti-hero.
But Izuku prefers to be called "Deku"
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Phantom possessed Paulina once... and a couple other people.
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- Part 9 of Phantom Pain