Problem Solvers AU
Five Hargreeves and his family are living peaceably in a vast multi-verse of madness.
While exploring various timelines they meet other superheroes who need to be rescued by Five and the other professional time travelers.
Then the space time continuum collapses around them.
While trying to rescue other superheroes in the multi-verse, Five accidentally triggered Armageddon.
But everything would be fine.
Five knew how to solve the problem.
(Open, Unmoderated)
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Some When Else in the Multiverse by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Mar 2025
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In the beginning, there were three. Beauty, Grace, and Five. Later known as Grace Hargreeves, the first woman, Klaus Hargreeves, the first man, and Number Five, the first number to exist at the beginning of time.
And before that?
We think god began with Hawtrey Holo. On Day 1, she was the most powerful artificial intelligence in the galaxy.
But only those who live will see.
Series
- Part 4 of Hawtrey Hallow
- Part 2 of Déjà pensé, Xodó Černý
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"No Malfoy is worth listening to," Luna said, wagging her finger at Draco in a theatrical manner. "Bad blood. That's what it is."
Draco laughed.
"Who are you quoting this time, you silly witch?" Draco said, shyly covering his mouth as he let out a few more chuckles.
"I'm quoting the bad guys, of course," Luna said, smiling serenely. "Those naughty conspiracy theorists who are obsessed with witch hunts."
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Lady Loki (All Along) by andtheny
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
23 Jan 2025
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"You must return to Old Asgard, Thor!" Loki shouted. "I have restored the planet Odin once built to its former glory!"
"Pardon?!" Thor said, blinking in confusion. "How did you restore it?"
"With magic, you bloody fool!" Loki said, angrily. "The magic of your bloodline, hmm? I need the rightful blood heir to take his throne or so help me, I will never forgive you! I will disappear into a permanent death and never return, thunderer!"
Thor gasped.
"Don't leave, Loki!" Thor yelled, furiously. "I'll come away with you! I'll sit on any throne you place before me! If only my brother will rule by my side, I would sit on a hundred thrones! With my brother! I will not sit without him!"
"Aye!" Loki shrieked. "Make me your queen!"
Thor frowned. "My queen? Is a man permissible as a queen, Loki? I thought it was forbidden?"
Impatiently, Loki snapped his fingers and transformed himself into a woman.
Thor blushed.
Series
- Part 3 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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Märchen Dragon Gazette by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Norse Religion & Lore
19 Jan 2025
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"Ask Odin where he found me," Loki said. "He will tell you. The man is no father of mine. Therefore, you aren't my brother."
"What?!" Thor said. "You lie!"
"I don't give a damn if he's your brother or not," Fury said. "We can't have him flying around all over the planet while aggressively waving a magical hammer. It's bad optics."
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- Part 1 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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"Fucking Luther!" Ben said. "He keeps accusing me of being gay! I'm not gay!"
"Um, I don't think he meant to accuse you," Viktor said. "I think someone told him they were worried about you being closeted. It was a misunderstanding."
"I fucking hate him!" Ben said. "He... he... h-he's a dumb blonde!"
Five froze, flickering with blue light.
Viktor stood up, alarmed, and Ben tried to reach for Five before he teleported, but was too slow.
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- Part 3 of Loki is a problem solver
- Part 1 of Déjà pensé, Xodó Černý
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Looks like Rain by andtheny (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jul 2023
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"First of all," Wednesday said. "This isn't a poem. It's a novel."
"Oh," Enid said, looking disappointed.
"Secondly," Wednesday said. "You're obviously... not my target audience."
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It means you won't like it," Wednesday said.
"I might love it!" Enid said. "You don't know that I won't love it!"
"Do you love crime thriller mysteries with assassins and time travelers?"
Enid frowned.
"That's what I thought," Wednesday said.
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- Part 1 of Found Family
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A man child is a male over the age of 25 who still lives, or desires to live, like a juvenile.
Many man-children are not gainfully employed and survive off the financial support of their enabling parents.
See also NEETs
When a man child can no longer depend on his parents for support, he will often look to replace them with his romantic relationships.
And no. It is not healthy.
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When Connor dies during their investigation Hank is more than a little upset.
Then the kid rises from the goddamn dead and Hank is pissed. He feels stupid. And cheated, somehow.
Yet he finds himself softening towards the new Connor, the same way he did for the last.
Is he an idiot? Getting sentimental in his old age? He never thought an android could re-awaken his parental urges, but here they are.
And here he is, tempted to take the boy to the freaking park. Let's walk the dog, he thought, and just forget all about those pesky deviants.
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- Part 1 of Reincarnate
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Kira by andtheny (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Apr 2020
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A string of murders brings the heroes attention to the biggest villain since All for One. Because the cause of death for each victim is a chemically induced heart attack with no signs of struggle the media has dubbed the killer "Kira" after a popular manga's anti-hero.
But Izuku prefers to be called "Deku"
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Phantom possessed Paulina once... and a couple other people.
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- Part 9 of Phantom Pain