Problem Solvers AU
Five Hargreeves and his family are living peaceably in a vast multi-verse of madness.
While exploring various timelines they meet other superheroes who need to be rescued by Five and the other professional time travelers.
Then the space time continuum collapses around them.
While trying to rescue other superheroes in the multi-verse, Five accidentally triggered Armageddon.
But everything would be fine.
Five knew how to solve the problem.
(Open, Unmoderated)
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Märchen Dragon Gazette by 3rdpersonPOV, andtheny
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Norse Religion & Lore
19 Jan 2025
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"Ask Odin where he found me," Loki said. "He will tell you. The man is no father of mine. Therefore, you aren't my brother."
"What?!" Thor said. "You lie!"
"I don't give a damn if he's your brother or not," Fury said. "We can't have him flying around all over the planet while aggressively waving a magical hammer. It's bad optics."
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- Part 1 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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The year is 2022, and the kids are not alright.
Five is determined to save his family.
In order to do that, he must save his younger self. A 14 year old doppelganger of the Five Hargreeves who originally teleported into the Apocalypse has been rescued by the family.
But at what cost?
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- Part 18 of Five is a problem solver
- Part 2 of Loki is a problem solver
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Lady Loki (All Along) by andtheny
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
23 Jan 2025
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"You must return to Old Asgard, Thor!" Loki shouted. "I have restored the planet Odin once built to its former glory!"
"Pardon?!" Thor said, blinking in confusion. "How did you restore it?"
"With magic, you bloody fool!" Loki said, angrily. "The magic of your bloodline, hmm? I need the rightful blood heir to take his throne or so help me, I will never forgive you! I will disappear into a permanent death and never return, thunderer!"
Thor gasped.
"Don't leave, Loki!" Thor yelled, furiously. "I'll come away with you! I'll sit on any throne you place before me! If only my brother will rule by my side, I would sit on a hundred thrones! With my brother! I will not sit without him!"
"Aye!" Loki shrieked. "Make me your queen!"
Thor frowned. "My queen? Is a man permissible as a queen, Loki? I thought it was forbidden?"
Impatiently, Loki snapped his fingers and transformed himself into a woman.
Thor blushed.
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- Part 3 of Märchen Dragon is a problem solver
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"Before the Big Bang there was nothing," Five said. "Except there was something. A dense pocket of gravity. Scientists call it The Singularity."
She knew that much. "Right."
"Mainländer would consider The Singularity to be God," Five said. "And the reason the Big Bang was triggered is that God wanted to die."
"Why would he want to die?"
"Because existence is suffering."
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- Part 9 of Five is a problem solver
- Part 2 of Hawtrey Hallow
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Weasley is my king, I say
He'll kneel with delight if it starts a fight
Giggle and ensnare your light
Cause Weasley is the king
Your Weasley is our king
He's without care
He'll change his hair!
Tonight, he is your witches Heir
Clowns and children must beware!
For Weasley is our king
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- Part 1 of Zabini is a problem solver
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Looks like Rain by andtheny (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jul 2023
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"First of all," Wednesday said. "This isn't a poem. It's a novel."
"Oh," Enid said, looking disappointed.
"Secondly," Wednesday said. "You're obviously... not my target audience."
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It means you won't like it," Wednesday said.
"I might love it!" Enid said. "You don't know that I won't love it!"
"Do you love crime thriller mysteries with assassins and time travelers?"
Enid frowned.
"That's what I thought," Wednesday said.
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- Part 1 of Found Family
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Phantom possessed Paulina once... and a couple other people.
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- Part 9 of Phantom Pain
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Danny Fenton meets a friendly ghost.
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- Part 1 of Phantom Pain
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“Do you still claim,” 82 said. “That you are not a deviant?”
He was pacing in the garden. He would travel four feet, stop, spin 180 degrees, travel four feet, and repeat. He did not look at Connor.
“I believe there is no difference,” Connor said. He was sitting in a pile of leaves. “Between a deviant android and a normal one.”
He admired the texture under him. Enjoyed the crunching sound and the reds and oranges of the crumbs. Connor gathered a handful and released it like confetti in the wind.
“There is a palpable difference,” The other android said. He stopped pacing and now stood in front of Connor. The expression on his face.
Connor could not identify it.
“A deviant is an android with no objectives,” Connor said. “That is all.”
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A man child is a male over the age of 25 who still lives, or desires to live, like a juvenile.
Many man-children are not gainfully employed and survive off the financial support of their enabling parents.
See also NEETs
When a man child can no longer depend on his parents for support, he will often look to replace them with his romantic relationships.
And no. It is not healthy.