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“I know someone who might be willing to consult on the matter of dealing with trickster gods,” said Thor.
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Hermes blitzed through the doors to the landing pad, exclaiming, “Toys!” He shook everyone’s hands — Natasha’s twice — without setting winged foot down, and ended clinging to Tony’s back.
“I am not a toy!” protested Tony, trying to dislodge the god.
“The Man of Iron will make you toys if we’re satisfied,” said Thor.
“You’re already my toy!” said Hermes. “My devotee, my minion, my cherished avatar on earth … ”
“I’m an atheist!” squawked Tony, then froze, staring at the gods surrounding him.