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Chamber of Rizz
10:03 am
Mami: Sayaka.
Mami: Why are the sprinklers going off?
Sayaka: Why do you always assume it’s me????
Mami: I would assume it was Kyoko but she’s been next to me since this morning
Sayaka: lucky
Homura: she’s been composing all morning about missing her HELP ME MAMI
Mami: Sayaka please you’ll see her in a couple of minutes if they get the sprinklers off
Sayaka: I DIDNT DO IT
Kyoko: What the fuck are you taking about
Mami: language
Sayaka: KYOKO
Kyoko: SAYAKA
Homura: yall it been like 2 hours since you’ve seen each other chill
Sayaka: okay yeah but I be worried and sad if she’s not around
Kyoko: I always feel like ur gonna die or smth
Sayaka: REAL!!
Madoka: guys did Sayaka set off the sprinklers
Sayaka: I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR
Kyoko: Babe don’t lie to us
Sayaka: IVE BEEN ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR 😭 I SWEAR
Mami: we won’t be mad if it was you
Homura: I will
Kyoko: your always mad at Sayaka
Mami: *you’re
Madoka: which considering how shy Homura was when she met us and around other ppl it’s rlly surprising!!
Kyoko: they got the sprinkles off
Mami: I can see that
Sayaka: so back to how it wasn’t me
Kyoko: it was you
Sayaka: stfu Mario
Homura: MARIO SHEJJSJSJAJJAIAIWIW
Madoka: Mario???
Kyoko: I’m offended
Sayaka: sorryyyyyyyy
Kyoko: if you met me in in the courtyard in five I’ll forgive u
Madoka: she really ran out the door
Homura: easy to sneak out with everyone still in the hallway
Mami: all of that and it’s 10:00
Madoka: *10:09
Homura: the whole school is like a puddle of slosh
Sayaka: play the under the sea song
Kyoko: you fucking would Sayaka
Mami: Why are you texting when you’re in the same spot
Sayaka: we gotta keep y’all updated
Kyoko: Today on: That gay shit
Mami: language (x2)
Kyoko: don’t harass me
Mami: wha—
Sayaka: Mami don’t harass my gf
Homura: Mami don’t harass the gays
Mami: ?!?!!
Madoka: guys don’t be rude!!
Sayaka: yeah Mami
Mami: ?!?!!?!