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so i’ll list most of the characters one by one and explain why or why not i’d smoke with them. i’ll judge by 3 categories
1: whether they’d be willing to smoke that zaza
2: how smacked will they be (it’s bad if they gonna be tripping balls)
3: personal preference
ok so we’re starting with the main cast
v1: ik that robots can’t get stoned but i would absolutely pass him the boof, he chill as FUCK
v2: same thing as v1, but you gotta watch out for these hands(he likes losing them for some reason) (literally)
gabe: FUCK NO! not only is he angry ahh hell but would also talk shit about weed. fuck that guy!
moving onto the PRIMEcast. ok first off i won’t be smoking with these weird ass flesh cubes and this goes without explanation. and with that outta the way let’s go
minos: yesssssirrr absolutely. you know he was getting that prime kush back in the day and making blunt rotations with everyone in the lust layer. he finna be rolling that shit like a KING
sussyphus: honestly idk. he probably wouldn’t wanna smoke in the first place, and second if he would he’d be roundhouse kicking everyone in the balls. idk/10
ok now the machines cast
swordsmachine: probably not. i kinda like him but he just ain’t build for that
sentry: fuck no! they annoying ahh hell
mindflayer: also no. i don’t like them and they most likely wouldn’t care about all that
streetcleaner: yessir! they ain’t got that flamethrower for nothing. we bouta lit some gas
drone: no. get your goofy ass baseball thang outta here
gutterman: FUCK YEA! HE’S MY HOMIE FROM MY HOMELAND
guttertank: no because he looks like a stupid red box with legs
earthmover: hell yeah. unfortunately i don’t have enough weed for an earthmover-sized blunt but we can always ask minos
aight, we at the demon cast now
maurice: naw, he already stoned (get it, because he’s a rock lmfao)
cerberus: yeah. seems like a chill guy, must be bored from sitting on the chair and looking at that glowing ball all day long. i’d pass that shit ngl
hideous ass: hell no! i ain’t even gonna explain!
leviathan: no sir! weird looking sea worm got NO PLACE in my blunt rotation!
mannequin: i ain’t gonna lie that thing looks scary as shit so no
minotaur: i hate horses especially if they carry around a flesh cube hammer
aaand we at the husks cast
filth: you know what? yeah, i would. he ain’t got no arms so he probably gonna drop it but i don’t care
stray: i bet he can lit some gas with his fire balls (lmao)
schism: nah. he too weird
soldier: pepsi man better bring pepsi to the smoke sesh or he ain’t invited
stalker: i fucking hate them so much i would punch that thing immediately if i see one. no
insurrectionist: FUCK NO!
ferryman: you know he’d call it blasphemy or whatever and kick me in the balls. no
now we movin to the others/extra cast
something wicked: yeah i guess. i bet he wouldn’t mind
mirage: sorry but i’m gay and i don’t like philosophical debates
cancerous rodents: well they already got cancer so it’s not like they gonna get it the second time
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