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j'onn j'onzz created a new group chat!
j'onn j'onzz added kara danvers, alex danvers, kelly olsen and 3 others to the chat!
j'onn j'onzz renamed the group chat to the new deo
the new deo
kara danvers
> we are not the new deo are we?
lena luthor
> we are not
alex danvers
> what is this
> oh hell no
alex danvers has left the group
j'onn j'onzz added alex danvers to the group chat
alex danvers has left the group
j'onn j'onzz added alex danvers to the group chat
alex danvers
> why.
j'onn j'onzz
> we need a group chat for work
nia nal
> oh yes
> we will surely use this
> for work
kelly olsen
> hi!
> oh great another group chat
kara danvers
> you spend too much time with alex
kelly olsen
> well
> what does this have to do with my WIFE
brainy
> scroll up
kelly olsen
> oh
> you guys know this chat is going to be a disaster right
nia nal
> we must embrace the chaos
alex danvers changed alex danvers to the better danvers
kara danvers
> wait
> you can do that?
> well in that case
kara danvers changed kara danvers to THE better danvers
the better danvers changed the better danvers to the actual better danvers
lena luthor
> both of you shut the fuck up
brainy
> and they aren't even talking
lena luthor changed lena luthor to rich girl
rich girl changed THE better danvers to lena's gf
rich girl changed the actual better danvers to gay danvers
rich girl changed j'onn j'onzz to papa bear
rich girl changed brainy to i'm really smart
rich girl changed nia nal to the mini kara
rich girl changed kelly olsen to my wife's therapist
rich girl
> there
the mini kara
> we're gonna end up mistaking alex for kara cause theyre both gay
rich girl
> one of them is my girlfriend
> the other one isn't, but is married to a therapist
i'm really smart
> i love my new name
> thank you lena
rich girl
> you're welcome brainy
lena's gf
> thanks lena
> but to be clear though
> i am the better danvers
gay danvers
> no you're not
my wife's therapist
> all of you need therapy
papa bear
> even me?
my wife's therapist
> i'm sorry j'onn
> but yes
gay danvers
> what about me
my wife's therapist
> read my name babe
gay danvers
> i hate you
my wife's therapist
> im telling esme
gay danvers
> DONT U FUCKING DARE
i'm really smart
> um
> i'd rather not be included in your marital problems
the mini kara
> seconded
rich girl renamed the group chat to the super friends that are 95% lgbtq
lena's gf
> lena
> babe
> stop
rich girl
> i'm done
papa bear
> i might be the only sane one in this chat now
gay danvers
> said no one ever
> you spend too much time with us