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  1. Book nook nookie by

    Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)  

    20 May 2023

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    It's way too late, again. It seems like this case is cursed that way - just this week it's been four days out of five that you didn't get home before 22.00, and here you are, it's Saturday, and the clock is creeping towards nine already.

    ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Ooooh. Look at that, a nice, quiet corner. Why not take a little break? Why not invite Kim? A little nookie in the book-nook?

    ENCYCLOPEDIA: Intercourse in the library? For shame! This is a sacred temple to knowledge, a fountain of... of...

    PERCEPTION: ... what's that smell?

    You sniff the air. There's something here, something that smells really good, for some reason. Like old leather and ink, dust, paper. You open one of the boxes. The only thing in them is a beautiful book. It looks very old, a bit worn.

    ENCYCLOPEDIA: Oh God. Oh God. It's a first edition Vespertine incunable of old Meteoran erotic poems. Leather-bound. Illuminated. Oh God...

    ELECTROCHEMISTRY: So are we going to-

    ENCYCLOPEDIA: YES!

     

    Harry and Kim work late, doing research in the library, when Harry finds an old book with some very interesting illustrations.

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