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1. Everybody Hates a Tourist by wolfpants for MaesterChill

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2023

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Dean Thomas
   • Ron Weasley
   • Seamus Finnigan
   • Ernie Macmillan
   • Justin Finch-Fletchley
   • Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Teddy Lupin
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World
   • POV Harry Potter
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Minor Draco Malfoy/Original Male Character(s)
   • Minor Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Minor Harry Potter/Original Male Character(s)
   • Coming Out
   • Sexuality
   • Enemies to Friends
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Brighton - Freeform
   • Hiking
   • Yorkshire
   • British pop culture
   • 2000s
   • Drinking
   • Smoking
   • Reference to suicide of a minor character
   • Nightmares
   • Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter)
   • Draco Malfoy's facial scar
   • Beaches
   • Bars and Pubs
   • Clubbing
   • Stag Nights & Bachelor Parties
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • realistic sex
   • Frottage
   • Blow Jobs
   • Dirty Talk
   • Spit Kink
   • Come Eating
   • Hand Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Pillow Talk
   • Switching
   • Rimming
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • H/D Wireless 2023

   Summary

   On a stag do in sunny Brighton with the Gryffindor lads, the last person Harry expects to run into is Draco Malfoy. After a glimpse of Malfoy’s Muggle life in Britain’s gay capital, Harry’s curiosity gets the better of him and he finds himself returning to the seaside again and again, drawn to the city, drawn to this new version of Malfoy that Harry barely recognises from school.

   Meanwhile, Draco’s just trying to live his big and best queer life: working for the weekend, chasing hot men, getting lost in Brighton's nightlife, and making friends with the neighbourhood cats. Why does his former school rival and crush have to show up and spoil everything?

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