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1. He Doesn't Even Go Here by 3xclusive

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   19 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tom Riddle & Ginny Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley & Original Male Character(s)
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
   • Harry Potter/Original Male Character(s)
   • Tom Riddle
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Original Male Character
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Severus Snape
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Time Travel
   • transported into the books
   • the main character is a dick but in a funny way
   • Self-Insert
   • Humor
   • Indian Harry Potter
   • Black Hermione Granger
   • jack accidentally convinces everybody that he's voldemort's son
   • Fix-It of Sorts
   • Original Character(s)
   • Misunderstandings
   • jack gives dumbledore flashbacks
   • high maintenance and annoying bisexual main character
   • main character winds up as diary tom
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • is it really a self insert if the SI isn't anything like me
   • Dimension Travel
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • slowburn "tomarry"

   Summary

   Jack was a normal, albeit self-important, young businessman. Up until he wasn't.

   Problem A: He woke up in the body of the unfathomably handsome teenage boy residing in T.M. Riddle's diary.

   Problem B: This apparently meant that he was somehow transported into the world of Harry Potter, a property of which he hardly knew anything about.

   Light at the End of the Tunnel A: He managed to attain a physical body.

   Problem C: Everyone and their mother was of the belief that he was Voldemort's son, and therefore destined to kill them all. Harry Potter himself seemed unshakably sure of the notion that Jack was out to kill him.

   Problem—well, maybe he ought to leave some of the alphabet for everybody else.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   14/?

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