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1. are lice, insects? by zsleo

   Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hijikata Toshirou/Sakata Gintoki
   • Hijikata Toshirou
   • Sakata Gintoki
   • Crack Fic
   • ginhiji married husbands for life
   • ginhiji shenanigans
   • Fluff
   • ish?? fluff-ish?? it's more crack tho
   • cw for a hairy dog with lice bcs that freaked my bestfriend out
   • typical ginhiji bickering

   Summary

   "I.. I'm really sorry." Hijikata sighed, opening up the glove compartment with one hand as he kept the other one on the wheel. He hands over a soothing cream for Gintoki's neck.

   "No no, It's okay. I understand, you need to make the most out of us tax paying citizens' taxes. In fact, I'm very proud of you, husband. In fact, every night I've had dinner without you, I've replaced you with a spoon." Gintoki monologues as he opens and applies the cream to his neck.

   "..Why a spoon?" Hijikata kept his gaze on the road straight.

   "Because I need the fork to pretend that you're in jail of course!" 

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