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    He expected a lot of things working in a McDonald's, once he found Tony Stark asleep on the baby change table in the ladies washroom, he had actually made friends with him after that, but Thor threw him for a loop. He was minding his own business hoping for a freak asteroid to hit the store and kill him, releasing him from his flesh prison into the ether when someone started banging on the drive thru window.

    He opens the window to find a giant drunk blonde guy on a tiny pink bike bawling his eyes out, “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets,” he blubbers and Loki steps back from the window, letting it close again.

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