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    Not all you've heard of the Dark Lord of Mordor may be the truth. As a start, it may be that we have to deal with a Dark Lady, whose main mistake had always been being more interested in experimenting on magic and possibilities than in actual politics.
    Things may change, when two Hobbits entered from the Black Gate, found nothing they would expected Mordor to be -surely not a welcoming place where Orcs were more busy trying to plant and grow greens than actually conquering the world- and started to realise that the real problem was another wannabe-evil overlord... Who as so many before him had been fooled by a very bad translation on the inscription on a certain Ring.

    (Someone commented under one of my illustrations that my canon Inquisitor, a Lavellan who cries at every dragon she slays and would resolve problems offering people food if she could, had "the eye of Sauron". I imagined her in Sauron's place and chaos ensued. Said chaos made me laugh too much to leave it in my head, apparently.
    LotR, but with Dragon Age characters because yes.)

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