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It was a sunny day on the Luofu, even though they didn't have a real sun. Fu Xuan was in her office, signing away documents and the latest divination reports. Unlike someone else, she was diligent in her duties as the Master Diviner.
Fu Xuan signed the last report on her desk and got up from her seat. She slowly got up from her seat and made her way towards the side window of her office. She unlocked the window and slowly pulled them open. She looked down to see Jing Yuan sitting atop his lion. They both looked up at her, Mimi looked with curiosity and Jing Yuan had this smugness in his eyes that Fu Xuan found very annoying(charming).
"I foresaw that you would come here to disturb my work, just to get a kiss." she said, her tone indicated that she was not amused.
He chuckled, "Of course you did." he replied as he got off from his giant lion. He walked towards the wall and started to climb it. Mimi boosted him up a bit by pushing his butt with his head. Thank the Hunt her window wasn't too high.
He was able to hold onto the ledge and pull himself up and through the window into the little diviner's big office. He dusted off the imaginary dust off his clothes before turning to look at Fu Xuan.
She lifted her hands towards his face, silently indicating to him to lean down. He leaned down and pressed his lips to hers. She held his head in her hands and kissed him back. She had a mild migraine earlier but now it magically dissapeared, like her body was waiting for him and healing her with his warmth.
They pulled away from each other but Fu Xuan leaned in again to give him a peck on the cheek.
"Satisfied?" she asked.
"Nope."
He then leaned in for a longer kiss, letting his lips glide passionately over hers.
Her heart skipped a beat at his reply and blood rushed to her cheeks from his actions. But she still let him indulge in his greed and kissed him back for a few more moments.
When he finally pulled away he let his hands rest on her cheeks. He leaned back up because his back had started to hurt from bending over so much. He looked down at her flushed face, enjoying how he was able to turn the hot tempered and very serious master diviner into such a mess within seconds.
After his back stopped hurting a few seconds later he leaned back down to steal another kiss from his beloved. But her hands slapped over his mouth, stopping him from his advances.
"One kiss! One kiss only! I'm still at work Jing Yuan and you should go back to work too!" she scolded. Although with how flustered she was and how she was trying to keep her voice down he couldn't really take her seriously. Not that he ever took any of her scoldings seriously but this was far too amusing for him.
"Oh but I missed you~ One kiss won't be enough for me to last the rest of the day~" he teased her.
"But if we continue we will get caught! And I would rather the Luofu doesn't find out about our relationship from someone walking in on us kissing." she hissed.
He grinned at her. "They won't find out, trust me."
She crossed her arms and her eyebrows furrowed. "How would you know? Remind me again, General, which one of the two of us has the power of foresight?" she looked up at him, a hint of annoyance in her expression.
"I can." he answered very confidently, smirking down at her.
Just as she was about to scold him again for being so charmingly ridiculous, he leaned down and kissed her again. She just let him because she knew that even though she had strict discipline for work, he could just melt all of those away in seconds and make her feel like she was in heaven. And the taste of heaven was quite addicting too even for a strict person like her.
He wrapped his arms around her hips and lifted her up, pressing her body against his bigger one. She let out a surprised yelp which was muffled by his lips. She placed her hands on his shoulders to balance herself properly and kissed him back a bit harder.
He carried her to her desk and sat her on it. He had his arms wrapped loosely around her. She wrapped her legs around his waist as she looked up at him.
"Jing Yuan, we will get cau-" he smiled down at her. "If one person finds about our relationship then I will beat them to revealing it by proclaiming my love for you in the middle of the Luofu, I will scream it so loud that they will hear it on all of the other Xianzhou ships." he told her with nothing else but genuine affection and love in his voice.
At this point Fu Xuan just looked like a tomato. She covered her face with her hands and leaned her head forward to rest it on his chest. She didn't know whether to fall in love with him more or to get annoyed at him for turning her into such a mess during work hours.
He let out a low laugh, "If you're flustered from just this innocent confession then I wonder how you would look like from all the other things I think of you~".
She just let out a whine as she weakly punched his chest.
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"I can not believe she sent me on errands all over the Luofu! All the paperwork she gives me, I can handle them- but this! My feet already hurt from walking too much and I will still have to go back to my desk after handing these in!" Qingque grumbled to herself, making sure she wasn't too loud in case the master diviner hear her and try to lecture her again on hard work.
She walked down the hallway leading up to the Master Diviner's office, a small stomp added to her every step. She held the documents that the pink lady had requested for her to fetch in one hand. Qingque made sure to press the big stack of papers against her properly because she did not want to spend more time cleaning up all of these papers if she accidentally dropped them in her frustrated state.
"I know she has foresight and everything but does that omniscia have to show her every. single. time. I take a break!? Oh can it just not skip a couple of times and let me rest?" She walked up to the door and in her frustration and cursing of the omniscia she forgot to knock on the door.
Qingque swung open the door to the office and came face to face with a moment she wasn't supposed to be a part of. She looked up to see the Master Diviner laying on her back on her desk with the General towering over her.
They both stopped making out immediately and looked up at her. Fu Xuan looked incredibly embarrased, her blush reaching all corners of her cheeks and even extending down to her neck and ears. Jing Yuan on the other hand looked extremely smug for someone getting caught having an affair with a coworker.
Qingque stood at the door, gaping at the scene in front of her.
Fu Xuan immediately sat up, almost hitting her head against Jing Yuan's chin in the process. She looked quite a bit panicked even though she saw this coming but of course Jing Yuan hadn't listened to her and now she had to deal with this while he watched amused.
"This is not what it looks li-"
Qingque suddenly got really angry, all of her previous anger fueling it even more.
"Are you kidding me!? You scold me for slacking off at work and playing celestial jade for 5 MINUTES but you get to slack off and screw the general?! That is not fair at all!"
Jing Yuan just burst out laughing and got smacked lightly for it.
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"I will let you slack off at work for two months if you keep your mouth shut about this."
"Two months? That's great! Honestly I thought you would be generous and say two weeks only but this is even better!" Qingque received an unimpressed look.
"I can lower it to two weeks if you want-"
"No, no! Two months is great, thank you Master Diviner!" Qingque turned away and walked away fast before Fu Xuan could change her mind.
"And I know what you're thinking! Don't you dare try to barge into my office again before knocking, hoping to catch us again so I'll let you slack off more!" Fu Xuan yelled after her. Thankfully there was no one else in the corridor that could hear them.
Qingque turned her heads to look at her while still walking away, "Well you should lock the doors the-". At her boss' glare she turned her head back.
"N-nevermind! Always knock before entering, got it!"