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Dracula summoned everyone in the hotel for a meeting, even some bat cronies including Bela came.
"All right! Unfortunately, there's a problem," sighed Dracula.
"Yeah Honeyfangs? The Quasimodo problem?" asked Ericka angrily, looking at Quasimodo as he rolled his eyes.
"Sigh, no my love... It's actually a more serious one. There's been a flea infestation in hair, fur, and skin in Bucharest and I want to make sure it doesn't spread here," explained Dracula. Everyone started talking worriedly. "Mr. Hyde and some other doctors will check everyone one by one in the party room."
"I bet zee werewolves have zee fleas!" growled Quasimodo, pointing at Wayne and Wanda as they crossed their arms. "Werewolves are humanoid dogs and dogs always get fleas."
"Okay Quasimodo, you're not wrong but that doesn't mean the Werewolf family has fleas," sighed Dracula.
As Dracula talked, a flea went inside of Eunice's hair. There were lots of fleas the size of millimeters on Eunice's scalp. The fleas considered Eunice's hair strands as trees since her hair was enormous to them. One of the fleas was named Jamie. She lived with her husband named Kenny in the white area of Eunice's hair.
"How's my baby?" asked Jamie.
"Hehe, are you talking about me or our unborn child?" chuckled Kenny.
"Both," said Jamie, hugging Kenny.
Later...
Everyone sat in five separate lines in the party room.
"Man, I hope I don't have any fleas!" whimpered Murray as Crystal took her hat off and sat in front of Mr. Hyde. "Why are they even checking Griff and Crystal? They can't see their hair!"
"They're invisible humans so they have human hair Murray. They probably have tools to see invisible hair too," sighed Ericka.
"I wonder what they do to the people who have fleas," said Mumette.
"Dracula takes the person to lab for them to get treated until every single flea is gone. They prick you, poke you, and even spin you!" cackled Quasimodo.
"Ohhh!" shivered Murray.
"You really believe him Mur?" grumbled Wayne.
"I got no fleas!" chuckled Crystal, putting her hat back on.
Eunice was next and sat down in front of Mr. Hyde. Jamie walked calmly on Eunice's scalp and stopped when she saw Mr. Hyde's gigantic eye.
"Unfortunately ya have fleas in ya hair Mrs. Stein," whimpered Mr. Hyde.
"What?" shivered Eunice.
"I'll get you an appointment with Dr. Klondike for tomorrow night," said Mr. Hyde, writing something in a clipboard as Eunice left. "NEXT!"
Jamie gasped and ran.
"I need to tell the president about this!" whimpered Jamie. She found the president named Jessy and some other fleas. "President Jessy! Something's wrong!"
"Pfft, like what?" grumbled Jessy.
"Us fleas have consciousness like other species," said Jamie, drawing a person on the hair. "What if this isn't a planet, but a living thing with consciousness? You should order an evacuation."
Jessy and the other fleas laughed.
"You really think we're on a living thing?" cackled Jessy. She looked down and scratched Eunice's scalp with claws. "Hey! Do you feel this? Get Jessy out of my sight!"
"I'm telling the truth idiot!" growled Jessy.
"Ow! These fleas are gettin' to me already!" whimpered Eunice.
The next day
When the moon shined in Transylvania, Dracula summoned everyone again for a speech.
"Okay, so who has fleas?" asked Quasimodo.
"One person," said Dracula.
"Is it in the hotel?"
"Yes."
"Are they sitting with us right now?"
"Yes."
"Then who is it?"
"Quasimodo, they'll remain anonymous to prevent them from feeling embarrassed," grumbled Dracula as Eunice whimpered and looked down.
"But Dad, we need to know so they don't infest us," said Mavis.
"The fact we don't get to know who it was is pure bullshit!" said Ericka.
"It's probably one of those dumb werewolves!" growled Quasimodo as Wayne and Wanda rolled their eyes.
"I'm not reveal-" Bela cut Dracula off.
"I want to know who it was too. The human-liking monsters definitely have fleas!" growled Bela.
"You bats get fleas too!" argued Griffin.
"Yeah! Stupid bat cronies!" exclaimed Frank.
"GUYS! I'M NOT REVEALING WHO IT WAS! Speech over, now go!" yelled Dracula.
As Dracula left, Ericka growled, "Whoever has the fleas needs to speak up!"
Everyone remained quiet as Eunice held her hands together.
"You probably have the fleas Van Helsing since you keep wanting to frame someone!" argued Johnny.
"I bet you have the fleas Johnny because you're trying to get me in trouble!" argued Ericka back.
"Guys, let's not fight," whimpered Dennis.
"Dennis probably has the fleas because he's trying to stop all the commotion!" growled Ericka. Wanda fidgeted a bit with her paws. "No! Wanda probably has it because she hasn't been talking at all since yesterday!"
Wanda glared at Ericka and crossed her arms.
"I'll figure out a way to find the person," said Quasimodo.
"Phew, thought I was dead golem there," thought Eunice.
Eunice went to the hospital later.
"So, Mr. Hyde said you have fleas in your hair after an examination last night," said Dr. Klondike as he read a clipboard. "It's been a while since I've had someone with a flea problem."
"How is it possible I have fleas? It's not like I'm dirty or anything!" whimpered Eunice.
"Well, do you have a dog or cat?" asked Dr. Klondike.
"Yeah, he has some fur," said Eunice.
"Do you have contact with him?" asked Dr. Klondike.
Eunice thought for a second.
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"My Poochystein! You're such a good boy!" chuckled Eunice, cuddling Poochystein.
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"Yeah. A lot," shivered Eunice.
"Then that may have caused your flea problem. I'll prescribe you some shampoo for you and your dog to get rid of the fleas," said Dr. Klondike, writing on his clipboard. "It'll be delivered tomorrow night."
"Thanks doctor," sighed Eunice, leaving the office. When Eunice went back to the hotel, Winnie came along panting. "What is it Winnie?"
"Aunty Ericka and Quasi want you in the lab! They're checking for who has fleas!" whimpered Winnie.
Eunice's eyes widened as she gulped. She went to Ericka's lab and saw the rest of the pack sitting down.
"All right everyone, I'll use a blood sample from the each of you to determine who has fleas!" explained Ericka.
"That's dumb bullshit Van Helsing! A blood sample doesn't determine who has fleas or not!" growled Johnny.
"Fleas feed on blood, so why not try?" said Quasimodo. "If the blood reacts to the chemical, then that determines who has fleas."
"Uh, I think I have to go guys," chuckled Eunice nervously.
"Nope, you're staying here," said Ericka.
After Ericka got the blood samples she tested them. Johnny was good and so saw Mavis, but when Ericka got to Wanda her blood reacted.
"WANDA! YOU HAVE THE FLEAS!" yelled Ericka.
Wanda panted and ran out of the lab.
Later...
Eunice went to her room and saw Poochystein playing with toys.
"All right Poochystein, Mommy needs to give you a bath," sighed Eunice, picking Poochystein up and taking him to the bathroom. Eunice turned the water on and washed Poochystein. "That should get rid of the fleas."
When Eunice finished washing Poochystein and dried him, she took off her clothes and walked into the shower.
Jamie in the meantime sat with Kenny.
"President Jessy doesn't understand! She thinks it's funny that we could be in danger!" grumbled Jamie.
"Sigh, that's how some people are," sighed Kenny.
"I was thinking about our baby. I want to call him... Ethan," said Jamie.
"That's a handsome name," said Kenny.
Eunice turned the shower on. Plops of water fell onto her scalp as the fleas noticed.
"It's raining!" chuckled a younger flea.
"That's odd. It hasn't rained like this before," said Jamie. "The water comes instantly."
Eunice looked at the shampoo and squeezed some in her hand.
Jamie heard a noise and looked towards it; she grabbed Kenny's arm and yelled, "We have to get out of here!"
"Why? Nothing's wrong," whimpered Kenny.
"Just come to me!" said Jamie, running away with Kenny.
The other fleas saw the shampoo.
"What's that green stuff?" asked a flea, walking towards the shampoo. He touched it and it burned him, causing himself to bleed. "AHHHHH!"
All of the fleas screamed and tried running away, but the shampoo was too fast.
"CLIMB THE TREES!" yelled Jamie. She and Kenny climbed a hair strands as other fleas did the same. All of the fleas looked down at the dead fleas in the shampoo. "Hold on Kenny. We need to let that toxic liquid pass."
"Is it over?" shivered Kenny. "I don't wanna die Jamie!"
Jamie saw an enormous blow dryer.
"Oh shi-" A blast of wind cut Jamie off. "HOLD ON!"
Fleas screamed as they flew off of the hair strands. Kenny struggled held to hood on to Jamie's leg.
"I can't hold on much longer!" whimpered Kenny.
"Hold on Kenny for Ethan's sake!" shivered Jamie.
"I CAN'T!"
Kenny let go as Jamie screamed, "KENNY!!!!"
Eunice finished blow drying her hair in her robe. She used a brush to make her hair back to normal and put her headband on.
"There. I solved my flea problem," sighed Eunice, walking out of the bathroom with her robe on. When Eunice put her clothes back on, she heard knocking in the door. Eunice opened the door and saw her friends holding scream cheese bagels. "Huh?"
"We found Wanda and we're gonna put scream cheese on her, wanna come?" said Ericka.
"Uh, I'll come later," chuckled Eunice nervously. As the girls left, Eunice felt guilty and put her arm on her back. She sighed and breathed. "Guys, I was actually the one with- Never mind."
"Let's find Wanda!" growled Crystal.
"Yeah! We're gonna mess her up!" exclaimed Ginger.
"I have to tell Drac! Maybe he can do something!" shivered Eunice. She rushed to call Dracula. "Hey Drac!"
"Hello Eunice," greeted Dracula.
"The monsters are gonna do something bad to Wanda because they think she has the fleas!" whimpered Eunice.
"All right, I'll see what I can do," said Dracula.
Meanwhile...
Jamie struggled to carry her unborn baby.
"Hello?! Anybody there?!" cried Jamie. She saw a group of fleas who were injured. "Thank goodness!"
"We're the only ones alive, but thank you Jamie... We would've been burned fleas if it weren't for you," whimpered one of the fleas. "President Jessy's here too."
Jamie pushed Jessy against a hair strand.
"You bitch! My husband and all of the other fleas could be alive if you just listened to me!" growled Jamie.
"Okay! Okay! It was my fault!" grumbled Jessy.
"What do we do? It's obviously not safe here anymore," said a flea.
"We need to get out of the forest," said Jamie.
"No, I'm not leaving my wife," whimpered another flea, carrying his injured wife.
"Okay, who wants to come with me then?" asked Jamie.
"I'll come," said a flea named Jacob. "I think we need a new home."
"I'll come too," sighed Jessy.
"No way!" growled Jamie.
"Look, I learned my lesson and now I'm feeling guilty. You can trust me Jamie," whimpered Jessy.
"Fine, I'll trust you since you apologized," grumbled Jamie, walking away with Jacob. "At least we can find a home."
Jessy snickered and loaded a pistol.
When the three fleas saw no more hair strands, they stopped walking.
"This is so open!" chuckled Jacob. He held Jamie hands. "You should be the new president."
"Thanks Jacob," said Jamie. She suddenly heard gunshots and Jacob fell to the ground. "AH! PRESIDENT JESSY!"
"You thought I was over with you, but no! I'm gonna go back into the forest and rebuild!" growled Jessy.
"YOU TRAITOR!" yelled Jamie. Jessy tried shots at Jamie's legs. "WHY?! WHY??!?"
Jessy cackled and shot on Eunice's skin. Eunice felt stinging on the back of her head.
"Ow. Ow. Ow," grumbled Eunice. Her hand approached the back of her head. "Some fleas must've survived somehow."
"This is it Jamie!" laughed Jessy. She suddenly saw a large shadow. "What the hell?"
Jessy and Jamie looked up and saw Eunice's enormous hand. Jessy screamed as Eunice's large fingers picked her up.
"HAHAHA!" laughed Jamie.
Eunice threw Jessy into a trash can.
"Now I know I need to start washing my hair," sighed Eunice. She saw a group of people outside of the hotel. "They didn't start yet."
"You have no where to run Wanda," growled Ericka. "Everyone, GIVE WANDA A SCREAM CHEESE BATH AND USE THE BAGELS TO DRY HER!"
"NOOOO! NOT THE SCREAM CHEESE!" cried Wanda.
"STOP!" yelled Johnny, making everyone halt. "I was actually the one with the fleas... I argued with Ericka just to hide it."
"What?" said Eunice.
"No, I actually had the fleas... I tried stopping the commotion to hide it," whimpered Dennis.
"I actually had the fleas! I wanted to frame someone badly to hide it," said Ericka. "BUT WANDA HAS FLEAS!"
Before anyone could put scream cheese on Wanda, Dracula yelled, "EVERYONE HAS FLEAS OKAY?!"
Everyone looked at Dracula.
"There was a mistake during the inspection and I got accurate results back, so nobody has to embarrass someone else," lied Dracula.
Everyone fell for Dracula's lie.
"Oh, so we're all gonna get sent to the lab," whimpered Murray.
"But that still means Wanda lied!" growled Mumette.
"WAIT!" cried Wanda.
Meanwhile...
Jamie laid down on Eunice's scalp with Ethan.
"Kenny... I survived with Ethan," groaned Jamie. She suddenly saw Kenny's face. "Kenny...?"
It turned out to be a fly that grabbed Jamie. The fly flew away from Eunice and dropped Jamie. She saw other fleas come along.
"You're safe here," said a female flea, helping Jamie up. "We've lived for generation after generation, never disturbed."
It turned out the fleas were on Tinkle's fur.
"I love you Tinkles!" chuckled Dennis.